craction

A hopefully unintentional display of buttcrack. See also "hillbilly cleavage" and "plumber's smile".

"Yo, Steve - nice craction you're flexing there. Now I see where you store your extra pens."

by The Evil Steve August 23, 2006

caption

A title or brief explanation accompanying an illustration, cartoon, or poster.

"he designed a series of posters with the caption: ‘No One is Innocent’"

by Caption April 26, 2015

Crapting

The art of doing a craft project poorly.

What are you doing?
Oh you know, a crapting project. I was going to knit a hat, but it ended up the size of a doll head and with three holes in the middle of it.

Where did you get your scarf? It looks like crap.
I made it, actually. I was bored so I decided to do a crapting project.

by shellpellwell September 23, 2012

no caption

to have no reaction. indifferent. unbothered.

I told a joke to Kyle and it went so poorly. He was so no caption.

by websterdictionarytolegittoquit July 5, 2020

Thank you, Caption Obvious

When a caption says something so obvious that there is really no need for it at all.

*picture of a guy riding a horse*
Caption: This is a picture of a guy riding a horse.
Viewer: Thank you, Caption Obvious!

by Turtle Mcfly July 13, 2014

Craptioneer

Someone who pretends to be a big auctioneer usually on craigslist but only sells really crappy old tools and other people's junk.

Man, I'm tired of all the craptioneer's on craigslist today.

by XpostFacto April 26, 2011

Eric Crapton

A country singer who sings and plays the guitar on the toilet while crapping.

Ben: Tears in Heaven is the best song by Eric Crapton.
Gregory: Well so is Gayla.

by gregben March 13, 2022