craplopedia

A person who knows way too much useless crap.

Stephen usually knows the answers on any game show. He's such a craplopedia.

by Michael D. Palmer December 6, 2006

Crapophony

Used to describe an awful, disorderly mess of a noise. This can be a poorly played instrument, or progressive experimental jazz.

Mother: "Billy, please tell your dad to put the drumsticks down. It's getting late."
Billy: "Dad, Mum says the crapophony is getting on her tits."

by sammo303 September 20, 2010

Craptop

What you call your laptop when you take it in to the bathroom with you.

"Hey! I need to catch up on Facebook and beat that next level on Candy Crush, so I'm grabbing my Craptop while I drop some boys off at the pool."

by Spunkyd223 August 30, 2016

crappypella

A crappypella is a crappy acapella. It is a load of videos on YouTube made by youtuber Jesus Johnson. A load of meme videos and is all-out funny

yo did you see the new crappypella

by my pseudonym2 December 29, 2019

crapPod

A term for an Apple iPod.

Look at all the iSheep with their crapPods.

by itsky January 7, 2008

Craptop

The act of pooping on the keyboard of someone's laptop and then closing it.

My roommate kicked me out of the room last night so I craptopped him when he was in class.

by Madam S November 2, 2009

craptop

Any laptop which impedes your performance as a professional gamer.

I'd whup your POSDWTC single handedly if it weren't for this damn craptop!

by Cheerio February 23, 2003