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other: *hits*

you: "what the crapel is that for"
by TheSTUFFZ April 18, 2010
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Sleep Crapnea

This occurs when your partner is snoring obnoxiously loud. You proceed to squat over your partner’s face and drop a nice steamy log(s) into his or her mouth, which will stop the snoring. Unfortunately, this may cause Sleep Crapnea as your partner may be unable to breathe because of the foul odor that now lives inside his or her mouth.

P.S. This is a bad idea to attempt if one has consumed an irritant such as Chipotle or Taco Bell within the last 48 hours. Diarrhea is a high risk within this range of time, and will definitely awake the partner into a frenzy.
Tyrant: Yo bro, me and a couple dudes are gonna hit the bar after work today. You in?

Big Easy: Nah bro I can’t make it. My wife’s still pissed off about the Sleep Crapnea she had last night. Turns out I had major diarrhea from Taco Tuesday last night. When I went to drop a log in her mouth to stop her outrageous snoring, I accidentally pushed too hard and I blew shit all over her face. It was a massive shitstorm and she almost kicked me outta the house. I told her I was sleepwalking and thought her face was the toilet and she totally bought it.

Tyrant: Dude you gotta be more careful next time. Could’ve just made her sleep on the couch or the sidewalk.
by Stoney69 June 18, 2019
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Davo: It's time for chapel! Yay!
Luis: Chapel? More like crapel.
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crapneck

nexgen (next generation) redneck

A semi-derogatory term referring to someone who has a penchant for stealing (kleptomania), but is of rural origin and possesses traits of a stereotypical redneck or country folk.
Git back here, you dirty crapneck!

Why did that crapneck snag my left rear tyre?

That crapneck just snaked my money!
by Nexgen Redneck November 12, 2007
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Cranell

A term used to describe “peak fiction
“That Cranell is peak fictionstated Jayden
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Cranell

A term used to describe “peakfiction
“That story had good Cranell” commented Jayden
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cranelli

A drink made with Zero Sugar Canada Dry Cranberry Ginger Ale topped with Tropicana Simply Lemonade Lite made by one of my greatest friends.
Can you make me a Cranelli?”
by Sapphy Taffy December 31, 2023
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