crapfest

A festival of crap. Something which is so terrible that it deserves special recognition for sucking so badly.

Man that Hillary Duff Concert was like an all day ticket to a crapfest.

Similar term: Crap Carnival

by Thang March 17, 2004

Arts and Crafts

The act of throwing glitter on a girls chest after you blow your load on it.

I was sexing this chick up, and I pulled out my cock and gave her the old arts and crafts

by Mulloy September 5, 2005

American Craftsonianmanship

The excellent workmanship that goes into each and every genuine, American-Made product, ranging from the new Chevy Volt to classics like the Atomic Bomb.

Party A: Would you just look at that excellent American Craftsonianmanship! It must have taken an employee six hours to put together that tweed!
Party B: Yeah, bro; Rad!

by liberalwizardtyler December 2, 2010

Craftsman drill press

V8 Mango Peach Juice with a splash of Vodka.

Guy One- "Hey foo', why dont you fix me up a Craftsman drill press"

Guy Two- "Go fuck yo'self"

by DoucheBagger March 7, 2010

Craftsman Boner

The immense sense of pride one feels after building something or watching something be constructed.

"How does it feel to finally finish building that shed?"
"It feels great! I have a craftsman boner just thinking about it!"

by Pile Roastans July 14, 2016

arts and crafts

sex between two afab people or sapphics. it is a play on the term scissoring

lesbian 1: have you watched this way up on hulu? the two lesbians are proper fit
lesbian2: do they do arts and crafts?

by summerlandgay July 9, 2021

5 minute crafts

Crafts that take take more than 5 minutes. And are also useless.

Tik Tok 5 minute crafts are useless

by dont steal me fruit loops November 9, 2021