cranstaceous

Badass; does not give a fuck

Wonder Woman is a very cranstaceous character. I see why women look up to her.

by YesIreallymadethis December 3, 2017

carpensation

Using a nice car to compensate for other areas lacking sufficiency.

Check out that bald guy in his Corvette! Talk about carpensation.

by Polska59 February 15, 2009

Crapenstein 3D

A term used when you get spawn-killed by your own team.

Player 1#: What the hell man!
Player 2#: Sorry
Player 1#: This is some Crapenstein 3D

by PureNasher October 12, 2009

Crapenstein

A person that makes many trips to the bathroom in a day! They also have agonized looks as if they were a monster!

I knew with the continuous stream of flatulence, he was a real CRAPENSTEIN!

by Mountainchik December 30, 2018

Cranstant

The distance between a woman's inner thighs at her crotch, measured in finger width, if she is standing with her feet at shoulder's width apart. A woman must be naked or wearing tight fitting pants, shorts, swimsuit, etc. in order to estimate her cranstant. The measurement is based off of how many average size, adult male fingers you would be able to fit between her legs at her crotch.

Wow, that girl has a perfect, 2-finger cranstant!

by board4real November 22, 2010

Crapastate

something that has had it's quality reduces, or has a sudden increased resemblance to fecies

that mall is Crapastated

by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005

Crapenhagen

another name for chewing tobacco.

Will you pick me up some crapenhagen from the store

by ABCanterbury September 20, 2010