Cranial Cavity

The space inside ones skull where most peoples brain resides. Situated behind the eyeballs and between the ears. Unfortunately some people have an empty void here.

Being politically correct: His Cranial Cavity was so far up his Anal Orifice that he could not see straight.
Straight forward: His head was up his ass.

by Havilah_Springs March 9, 2017

cranial assault

when someone farts and the effects of it are hyperbolized and are said to be so bad they could cause brain damage.

Wow, that fart was so bad it was a cranial assault.

by tnakor August 31, 2017

cranial dirrahea

When you cannot stop your brain from the constant churning and random thoughts that keep you up at night; a lack of focus and/or concentration; restlessness

I cannot relax tonight..my brain won't shut off - I have cranial dirrahea!!

by Divamom June 1, 2010

Cranial Queefing

Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.

See Also: Brain Fart.

You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...

by Tore Up November 30, 2011

cranial rectalitis

a person who has their head errevocably stuck in their ass.

joe is experiencing a long term case of cranial rectalitis.

by deeja December 10, 2007

cranial debognotisation

Dyeing and colouring of the hair. Originally used to describe the colouring of the hair with "Cosmic Colour" aerosol temporary hair colour, but now covers all instances of dyeing and colouring the hair.

I got an all-over cranial debognotisation with "Cosmic Colour" hair dye at the school fete.

by Rick Mills September 7, 2004

cranial luge

Sniffing cocaine. Doing coke by luge-ing it up your nose.

We were in the bathroom participating in the two man cranial luge

by Ian Danger February 4, 2007