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Cucumbers per second

Measurement of speed equal to kmh.

1 cucumber per second(cps) is about 28 cm per second. This is 100.000cm per hour. Which is equal to 1 kmh
Dude I was in such a hurry yesterday that I went 150 cucumbers per second on the highway !
by RedWolve September 18, 2019
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Crumbers

-Paige: so sad
-doska: crumbers!
by OPAdoska July 23, 2021
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cucumbering

Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.
A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.
by @AronymouslyGay December 7, 2015
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Cucumber Tyrone

A cucumber used for sexual gratification by white suburban mothers.
Oh no, I just realized that there were cucumbers in that salad. I hope your mom wasn't using them as a Cucumber Tyrone.
by feeshna May 27, 2015
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Crackberry

Name for a Blackberry device, when its owner becomes far too dependent on it. For when someone becomes addicted to using their Blackberry, as if it were a drug like "crack".
Chris: What kind of phone do you have?

Matt: Blackberry.

Chris: Me too! I love it.

Matt: Yeah, it's so convenient.

Chris: Yeah man, I'm addicted to it. I couldn't live without my Crackberry.
by B3player89 December 21, 2008
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Benedict cucumber thighs

A name for a worker who recommends your new favourite alcoholic beverage
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carving veins in cucumbers

Type of art practiced by homosexuals suffering from erectile disfunction.
ou should be at hoe carving veins in cucumbers you fucken pofter!
by de-pube September 25, 2022
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