Craptastical

(adj) The descriptive word of crap.

"This food is craptastical"
"man, that's craptastical!"
"That is a craptastical definintion of craptastical!"

by Twalger March 25, 2005

cocktastic

cock·tas·tic
Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik

Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.

1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces

2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock

3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>

- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun

EXAMPLE 1
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.

CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.

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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?

Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!

*policeman generously tasers commie student*

Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.

by Rodrigo Cornejo December 15, 2008

Craptasticity

the ratio of the percent of crap in one variable to the percent crap in another variable

Saturday night helped reverse the effects of the overall craptasticity of last week

by KittyGrrl05 October 20, 2010

crantastic

The state of being fantastic while also possessing the properties of a cranberry.

That cranapple juice was crantastic. Cran-fucking-tastic.

by crantastic January 28, 2008

cocktastic fudgemonkey

Lover of the cock that not only gives, but also takes it in the butt.

Alex Endo is a prime example of the cocktastic fudgemonkey - constantly asing friends for prison-bitch-style anal sex sessions

by Rob Gwynn-Jones June 26, 2003

crunktastic

crunk + fantastic = crunktastic
also crunkalicious, crunktacular
these are cracker words

that movie was crunktastic

by j-money August 28, 2004

Chucktastic

A combination of Chunky and Fantastic. Where its used to describe a heavy set or pleasantly plump person who may seem lively and/or cool. Used in a good connotation.

One who seemingly embraces there size.

-Chuck-tas-ti-cal
-Chuck-tas-ti-cal-ly

1. "Ayo ROB, check out out that chic brah...Shes chucktastically FINE."

2."She's a pretty chucktastic gal. Get to know her dude"

by Israwr July 29, 2011