by StickIt October 19, 2019

Coworker music refers to mainstream, widely popular music that is inoffensive, commercial, and considered overplayed. It’s an evolution of the term NPC music, describing tracks that are generic and safe. This type of music is common in workplace settings because it avoids strong reactions, fitting into a background role where it's heard but not deeply appreciated. Despite its simplicity, coworker music often serves as a tool for connection among coworkers who may not share deeper interests, reflecting the surface-level interactions typical in many work environments.
As soon as I walked into the office, I knew it was going to be a long day—the same coworker music was playing on repeat, with Maroon 5 and Imagine Dragons setting the tone for another uneventful afternoon.
by P.Drizzy August 17, 2024

The kind of music your 30 year old coworker at Taco Bell listens too and thinks is super deep and impactful, ie eminem, nas, logic, Tom Macdonald, Joyner Lucas, Macklemore reddy red, MGK, mac lethal, hopsin, ybn cordae, or any other “woke” usually white rapper who thinks big words that rhyme will change the face of the hip hop industry
“That guy keeps playing monster by Eminem on the Bluetooth speaker in the storage room and trying to explain how eminem saved his life, will somebody tell him to hop off the aux and play something else, nah dude just turn the speaker off he’s just going to keep playing coworker music”
by Fungusguy12 June 10, 2024

by obviouslytherealwebsterdiction October 12, 2023

Morons you must tolerate in order to receive payment for your labor. It's typically 50/50 whether you get good or crap coworkers. The step up from "classmates" when you enter the adult world.
Oftentimes, you must interact with your coworkers like how you would a kid or teenager, because oftentimes most of them have not matured past that point.
by A Human Male May 26, 2025

"I thought she applied to your job"
"Nah, she had to go to a different store.. we're long distance coworkers now"
"Nah, she had to go to a different store.. we're long distance coworkers now"
by ginabun April 14, 2022

WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!
P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless
P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless
- Hey, what day is it?
- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!
- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!
- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!
- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!
- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!
- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!
by gcage June 14, 2023
