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cow tipping

A theory that town people think is true. When gay little fuckers go out in the pasture thinking a cow sleeps standing up (them little faggots). They try to push it over but realize the cow is awake and start running but slips and falls into cow shit. Then thier little rich scrubby ass goes home dirty and crying saying they want to sue the cow.
Joe went cow tipping and then went home crying to his mommy that night. That stupid little queerish faggot cum sucking mammas bitch that thinks cows sleep standing up...dumb rich town fucker
cow tipping by monkey April 21, 2005

Cow Tipping

When a thin male has sex with a abnormally large female.
"Hey Tom, how was cow tipping last night?"
Cow Tipping by Johnny Go Good. June 19, 2007

cow tipping

the act of fucking a fat chick and as soon as you you finish you push her off the bed
She broke her arm after alex went cow tipping on her
cow tipping by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

cow tipping

Going up to a sleeping cow and push it over

it is posible you have to have about six people and run very fast at it
cow tipping by Townie killer November 12, 2004

Cow Tipping

When your fucking a really fat girl from behind and when you finish you push her over.
i was cow tipping this girl and she fell off the bed.
Cow Tipping by Trizzy_trey_77 February 24, 2015