Your Cougar Index is a cummulative score calculated by taking the age difference between your cougar and your self, then multiplied by the number of times that you have nailed them.
This week Pierre's Cougar Index was 106, he nailed the 45 year old 4 times, the 47 year old 3 times and the 50 year old twice! For a 35 year old, he sure does get lucky a lot.
by El Dudarino March 15, 2013
Get the Cougar Index mug.A seemingly causeless state of semi-sickness that afflicts college students living in dorms at the beginning of every year and that mysteriously disappears when at home, only to return again the minute you scan back into your dorm.
CJ: *cough* God damn, when is this cold gonna go away?
Dylan: It's dorm cough dude, that shit is with you for the long haul.
Dylan: It's dorm cough dude, that shit is with you for the long haul.
by LRoy10 November 6, 2010
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Someone who has few friends his/her own age and prefers to spend time with younger people. This is most common in highschool when a senior/junior is frequently befriending underclassmen.
Hey Chuck! My friend is throwing a party this friday, you should come!
No, Mitch I dont want to go to an 8th Grade party. Your a senior, stop being a friend cougar.
No, Mitch I dont want to go to an 8th Grade party. Your a senior, stop being a friend cougar.
by HawaiianP0WER November 14, 2011
Get the Friend Cougar mug.Baked goods or other small gifts given to or left by a cougar to a young buck. These "droppings" are meant to entice the prey to stay longer or make more frequent apperances.
Moe: "Man these are great cookies! Did you make them yourself?"
Larry: "Nope, they're cougar droppings from that chick I met at the wine bar."
Moe: "Dude these are so good, they taste like my Mom's cookies."
Larry: (silence)
Larry: "Nope, they're cougar droppings from that chick I met at the wine bar."
Moe: "Dude these are so good, they taste like my Mom's cookies."
Larry: (silence)
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Get the Cougher mug.A woman who is in her 20s to early 30s and is interested in younger men. She may or may not be interested in keeping them as a boyfriend.
Wow, did you see her hustle that 18 year old boy outside the club last night? She's definitely a pre-cougar at 26.
by Liz McLaren September 11, 2007
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