Couched

Stoned, passed out, beat.

Man, he smoked so much he's totally couched!

by Mama Saraswati June 19, 2012

Couched it

Not going out on an evening when expected to.

The act of staying in and being lazy, laying on the couch watching movies

person 1, what did u do tonight?

person 2, Couched it

by leeeeeno August 6, 2011

couched

adj.- used in the context of a party or social event. One who is so intoxicated that they have lost the ability to get up off the couch.

"Dude, you are so COUCHED!"

by Aldo February 5, 2005

Couch

A word used to replace words such as "fuck", or "shit", and has multiple uses as saying "back off". Or it is a piece of furniture that is ussually sat on.

Example one
Mom: "Hey Lukas do you chores"
Lukas: "Get off my couch mom"
Example two
Man one: " I fucked your mom"
Man two: "what the couch"
Example three
just use imagination uses are endless
Example four
Man one:"Are you here for the interview?"
Man two: "Yes"
Man three: "Sit down on my couch"

by lukashnsn5 September 2, 2011

Couch

referrers to the "sit-able" plateau of an excessively fat booty

"Look at the couch on that bitch!"

by BIlly the Poet March 7, 2009

Couch

A piece of living room furniture that is traditionally made out of leather wood and some kind of stuffing.

The most comfortable type of furniture known to man.

Can also be used to describe a person who is comfortable to sit on and so insanely awsome that the only possible adjective is a noun: couch

Corey: That nicole is such a couch.
KJ: I know I wish I was a couch like her.

by Uggin December 9, 2008

couch

Verb: to take a quick nap, especially just before or just after a big event

Emmy's all-night party is tonight, so I'm gonna go couch for a while. Tell me if anyone calls.

by Megsi May 23, 2005