Couch

The ginger bear at the gaybar that lets anyone and their friends lay on him.

Ew look at that couch over there. He just let that whole group of people lay down and fu ck.

by PDGinNEPA June 23, 2019

couch

Tami always joins the party when everyones gone.

Ive really hurried to get here to see you.
Quick chat on the couch?

by Krkič June 15, 2020

Couch

A booty, particularly a phat one. Idealy a slim waist and phat booty,

Sometines when i poke 'em they say ouch, I like gurls wit fat couches.

by Profa C Detroit Ink February 8, 2010

couch

Can refer to either a woman or a vagina. Also quality of woman is denoted by a corresponding quality of couch. A very sexy woman would be referred to as a Venetian Love Seat, whereas a very large woman would be referred to as a sectional.

"I'm sorry dude, I was drunk last night and ended up sleeping on your couch."
"Good luck on the couch shopping tonight at the party."
"Dude, why are you even looking, don't you have a damn fine couch back at home?"

by seanb September 8, 2008

couch

couch is a blues/indie/punk/rock band from Tulsa, OK. On the verge of greatness, the band is at the forefront of an exciting new local music scene in Tulsa. Proof: www.myspace.com/couchsongs

"Dude, did you make it to the couch show last night?"
"Fuck yeah I did!"
"Word..."

by Couch Fan December 30, 2007

Couch

A booty, particularly a phat one. Idealy a slim waist and phat booty,

Sometines when i poke 'em they say ouch, I like gurls wit fat couches.

by Profa C Detroit Ink February 8, 2010

couch

a fat person; a stupid or intolerant person.

She's such a couch, she's oozing over the side of her chair.

by vincent price March 7, 2004