couche

a mix between a cunt and a douche.

sally you are such a couche.

by gimmeSomeBread January 21, 2009

couch

the second best thing to use next to the bed ;)

lets go have some fun on te couch =D

by slightly disturbed February 8, 2008

couching

V. To be on the couch chilaxing. See: chilaxing
The very form of beign a couch potatoe

I was too busy couching to eat, so I died.

by WEENER February 17, 2005

couching

Couch, pillow, blanket, Netflix.

Leave me alone I'm couching.

Yeah I'm couching, it's going to be happening for the next 8 hours, what's up?

by roraborealis July 26, 2011

The Couch

When a guy puts his penis back between his legs, and another guy sucks it while his nose is between the butt cheeks.

Rodney gives Jake the couch better than his dog hands down.

by You know who this is Jake January 22, 2015

couch

One's system of morals or beliefs

dude 1: You shouldn't beat up those children that are significantly smaller than you.
dude 2: Man, fuck yo couch, nigga.

by yeahdude789 July 21, 2007

couch

to sit on his lap

i want to couch you and kiss you.

by Krkič December 16, 2020