cotterized

How a wound is chemically sealed using a strong alcoholic beverage.

Alcoholics claim dat drinking beer helps to their emotional "wounds" become cotterized, but in da end, they usually wind up being far worse off, both physically and emotionally.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022

Chris Cotter

The baddest bitch to ever exist.

Chris Cotter is so tea

by NickiMinajcoochiejuice May 2, 2025

Cottered

The act of being talked to by a tryhard who overreacts about everything or tries to be funny but fails. Often done by someone who is fat and obsessed with video games.

Christopher got Cottered by Liam at lunch today.

by DJDonnieB October 17, 2017

louie cotter

a man who i want to have sex with louie please join vc so we can have e sex

yo ur louie cotter

by drkvnm October 3, 2022

cotterize

To temporarily bind up a wound with split-shanked metal pins.

I can see someone's needing to cotterize a tear in sheet-metal or other fairly-tough-material paneling when making an emergency repair, but I would think that using a needle and thread would be a much more effective --- and safer --- method of choice when administering a field-dressing for a human or other living creature.

by QuacksO January 24, 2020

Shawn Cotter

The inventor of the rickroll
AKA cotter548

Shawn Cotter invented rickrolling when he was 19. He trolled on 4chan, claiming the link was to the trailer for GTA IV

by Shrek the Justin January 1, 2024

cotterized

Choosing to spit out your entire beer on somebody immediately to the left or right of you, when there was an opportunity to spit it elsewhere.

Oh man, I got cotterized!

by Chris360 June 6, 2015