getting the best parking spot, usually located directly in front of the doors of the desired destination
by dun worry February 12, 2008
A wallet that is stretched to the point of nearly exploding due to large amounts of trash, coupons, etc. stuffed in it. Usually not due to large amounts of cash.
by KDiamond October 15, 2007
n. kuh-stan-zuh bed : A makeshift bed made under one's office desk, often surrepticiously. Named for the episode of Seinfeld where George slept at work.
"You wanna head home for some shut-eye before the early morning release?"
"No, i've got a Costanza Bed."
"No, i've got a Costanza Bed."
by Baconcat June 18, 2008
A phenomenal comeback to an insult, that arrives in your head only 30 minutes too late. Coined from George's antics in the "Jerk Store" episode of Seinfeld. Frequently encountered during the car ride home from somewhere and in more extreme cases while in bed the night after getting humiliated.
After getting caught ingesting pounds of shrimp in a meeting a coworker tells George that, "the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp" To this shaming George has no reply. Then on the drive home he comes up with a Costanza comeback, "well the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you!"
by mikey mcgillicutty May 28, 2007
Based on the Seinfeld characted "George Costanza," 'George Costanzaing' is the act of taking back some of the money one has left for a tip, most often while the money is in the waitress/waiter's hand.
I totally George Costanzaed that waitress when I realized you left 15.00 on a 20 dollar tab!
I'm not one for George Costanzaing, but I refuse to leave more than 2 dollars for this waiter!
I'm not one for George Costanzaing, but I refuse to leave more than 2 dollars for this waiter!
by Diarrhetoric March 13, 2010
1.Character on the classic 90's sitcom, Seinfeld, George's father.
2.a activity, generaly a (sexual) move.
- when a man purposly hits the brake of the car and holds out his arm in front of the woman in front to cop a feel of her breasts
2.a activity, generaly a (sexual) move.
- when a man purposly hits the brake of the car and holds out his arm in front of the woman in front to cop a feel of her breasts
1. That Frank Costanza celebrates festivus
2. I most definetly pulled a Frank Costanza the other day on this hot chick.
2. I most definetly pulled a Frank Costanza the other day on this hot chick.
by xSchaefx August 31, 2004
The act of leaving an 'after hours' log of greatness in the office shitter for the cleaning lady to find.
Rather than sleeping with the cleaning lady (like George Costanza), I left her a Dirty Costanza in the office toilet.
by BreatheThis September 25, 2008