A drunk who thinks he knows everything, specifically, one who has a few drinks, and then thinks he or she knows the solution to all the world's problems.
**A couple of drunks argue politics at the bar**
Bartender 1: "You give them a few drinks and they think they know everything."
Bartender 2: "We've got a room full of cosmopoliticians."
Bartender 1: "You give them a few drinks and they think they know everything."
Bartender 2: "We've got a room full of cosmopoliticians."
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by AxylChernobyl December 16, 2014
Get the Cosbypolitan mug.N. A term coined for describing the phenomenom of teenagers who think it is cool to follow politics or participate in teen-leadership groups such as JSA. Such people are cosmopoliticians. To be used in a negative connotation.
Ben spends so much time debating with JSA and reading the Wall Street Journal. Jumped right onto the cosmopolitics bandwagon.
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The drink that guy bought me last night must've been a cosbypolitan 'cuz my asshole hurts like hell today and I don't remember anything.
by SgtKracka April 1, 2015
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