cosmopolitan bias

Synonym for critical thinking with negative connotation. Coined by Trump policy adviser and Lunesta enthusiast Stephen Miller.

Student: If people were already living in North America, how could Columbus claim to have discovered it?

Teacher: This question reveals your cosmopolitan bias and it's shocking. *Falls asleep*

by Farnaby August 26, 2017

Cosmopolitan

Any urbanite that influences politics. Referring to often left-wing city dwellers such as hipsters, punks, communists, etc.
Also often used by MEAN ALT RIGHT NAZIS to DOGWHISTLE ANTISEMITISM.

Rural Farmer: Man I'm sick of all these cosmopolitans influencing our politics!
Cosmopolitan: THATS ANTI-SEMETIC!
Rural Farmer: What?

by CrinnerBeater88 December 23, 2022

cosbolitan

That special cocktail you order up for that fine ass honey who catches your eye at the bar/club or for a first date. That you then slip lil somethin somethin into as a discrete way to help ease any tension/anxiety she might have and help set the vibe for the rest of the night.

Ayo, you see that supa fine lil Ho with the Bigg ol' ass at the door.

I do now fam gotttdammmn I'd like to take her home tonight.

Sheeeeeitt bruh only way she going home witchyo bumly looking ass is if you get her a couple cosbolitans and drag her ass there muhfuhkuh.

by BotaeBilly January 16, 2023

Cosmopolitan Hippo

The act of urinated, defecating, and ejaculating on naked, obese woman; typically in the all-fours position.

Yeah man I am pretty exhausted, didn’t sleep much last night. I had to make the cosmopolitan hippo last night.

by SwiftNova1087 January 27, 2026