As soon as I found that I would be basically dickless for the rest of my life, I started saving for a corvette.
by import June 12, 2005
Get the Corvettemug. The Ultimate road And Track Car. the LT3 Beats the Hell out of all those Ricers and Other Domestics, the Z06 Kills most of European Cars,the ZR1 Slayed the New Skyline and the Ferrari F430, and Saleen S7, and The C6RS Killed The enzo and can leave any European, japanese,or American car lookin like they were standing still. it especially beat the Aston Martins,in Particular the DB9 And DBR9
and most importantly, they are affordable compared to other supercars,with the base model starting around 40K.
and most importantly, they are affordable compared to other supercars,with the base model starting around 40K.
Damn, that rich Kid in his Viper Thought he could beat that corvette C6,but the C6 ended up having to wait for him at the finish line!!
by Zr1 October 10, 2008
Get the Corvettemug. Man's gift to himself, the best car America has ever produced and yes it is 500 times better than the Mustang will ever be.
Wow! Is the a Corvette? Yeah it is, it's 500 times better than the Mustang no matter what that Japanese guy's girlfriend says!
by The Nate March 7, 2008
Get the Corvettemug. An idiot that will run an overrated business.
A person that has a dream and the total opposite of it happens.
A person that has a dream and the total opposite of it happens.
Hey can I call you a Corvette. Not because your the CEO of Corvette, but because you thought this would be the best business in the world but its overrated.
by use code 69 November 4, 2020
Get the Corvettemug. America's midlife crisis mobile made for insane dick loving people with a IQ of 1 and a ego of a million
by Sket BOI 98 September 25, 2018
Get the Corvettemug. The last true American muscle car that isn't an embarrassment to American muscle (see: Ford Mustang, challenger/charger, and/or heavy loud piece of shit. The corvette will effortlessly eat a import, or any mustang, in one bite; then shit it out, then wipe it's ass with any dodge sports car. If you know anything about chevy corvette, you obviously know that imports are expensive jokes, and fords are 2 ton tanks that are built to look good, go in a straight line(doing so much slower than vettes), but most of all, they were put on this earth to simply give the corvette another car to embarrass. Some mustang drivers will say that they can get their car to be as fast as a Z06 corvette... As suprizing as it may be, this is possible. It is possible to take the fastest mustang made, put everything you can under the hood, spend twice as much as you bought the piece of shit for, then keep racking up the bill in maintaining the money trap, then after ALLLLLLLLL that, it might be close to as fast as a stock Z06 C6 that you could have just bought for a fraction of the price in the first place. no matter what they say, they can't argue with facts. And the facts are obvious; ford will never truly beat the vette, and imports.... Ha. Let's just say imports and fords both have no place fuckin with the big boys. They should stay down on the level in which they belong; always and forever BELOW corvette.
Mustang driver: "hey do u think we should race that corvette?"
Mustang passenger: "no dude wtf your stupid there are people around!"
Mustang driver:" so? Nobody will call the cops"
Mustang passenger: " no shit, it will just be embarrassing! It's a vette dude are u fucking stupid? U should kill yourself"
Corvette driver: "poor kids"
Mustang driver: "dude let's race this vette!!!"
Corvette driver: "I wonder why these kids in that POS mustang are reving their engine, I don't think they give licenses to retarded people, so surely they wouldn't want to race me"
Mustang passenger: "yeah dude floor it, he want to race!!"
Mustang driver: " it's floored! Shit he might beat us! "
Corvette driver: " wow I think they are retarded, they are trying to race me. Maybe I should shift out of second gear, looks like their car might be able to hit 80"
Mustang driver: " dude, where the fuck did that vette go?"
Corvette driver: " hmmm I don't see them anywhere on the freeway behind me, their POS must have finally broke down... Smh. Fucking fords. "
Mustang passenger: "no dude wtf your stupid there are people around!"
Mustang driver:" so? Nobody will call the cops"
Mustang passenger: " no shit, it will just be embarrassing! It's a vette dude are u fucking stupid? U should kill yourself"
Corvette driver: "poor kids"
Mustang driver: "dude let's race this vette!!!"
Corvette driver: "I wonder why these kids in that POS mustang are reving their engine, I don't think they give licenses to retarded people, so surely they wouldn't want to race me"
Mustang passenger: "yeah dude floor it, he want to race!!"
Mustang driver: " it's floored! Shit he might beat us! "
Corvette driver: " wow I think they are retarded, they are trying to race me. Maybe I should shift out of second gear, looks like their car might be able to hit 80"
Mustang driver: " dude, where the fuck did that vette go?"
Corvette driver: " hmmm I don't see them anywhere on the freeway behind me, their POS must have finally broke down... Smh. Fucking fords. "
by FuckFordGetVette October 13, 2011
Get the Corvettemug. The most overrated vehicular disaster known to man. Comes with a piece of crap LS series engine, and the body style of a demented fish. Usually comes with an "All bite, no bark" pilot. This atrocity is usually labeled, "The Wallet Empty-er", or "The Burden". But last of all, any Japanese car can and will womp on this toy.
Civic owner: "nice corvette ya got there. It would be a shame if someone... dragged it..."
Corvette owner: "The only thing you'll be dragging is your toy car home. You only have 200 horsepower! Get that lawnmower out of here, fag."
10 seconds later...
Corvette owner: "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
Civic owner: " And your corvette has 638 horsepower! Go home Bill, you're drunk. Hillbilly."
Corvette owner: "The only thing you'll be dragging is your toy car home. You only have 200 horsepower! Get that lawnmower out of here, fag."
10 seconds later...
Corvette owner: "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
Civic owner: " And your corvette has 638 horsepower! Go home Bill, you're drunk. Hillbilly."
by Cletus McFarland December 25, 2016
Get the Corvettemug.