corduroids

n. (pl.) Hemorrhoids so rough that they rub together and make noise when walking. Usually the result of either a hard poo or heavy anal traffic.

"Dude, I've been eating nothing but frozen burritos and Toaster Strudel for two weeks now, and I'm getting some pretty serious corduroids. Seriously, my asshole looks like cauliflower and I sound like Velcro every time I walk anywhere."

by DickLint October 29, 2011

corduroy

Pretty much the greatest thing you could ever wear.

Wooh, that guy had a corduroy one piece on! If only he had a beard, then he would be the coolest guy ever!

by Elliott Ayling April 3, 2009

coderodor

A strong stench of b.o. which comes from days not bathing, grooming, or changing clothes.

He's a great software engineer, but we had to move him down the hall because of his coderodor.

by bkdouble October 21, 2006

Corder

The most awesomest or sexyiest a person can be ever!!; a total beast of a person or thing.

"Dude that Mitchell kid is such a corder cause he plays basketball so much like a beast!

by blah blah blah man December 2, 2009

Time Out Corder

A discord role given out in private discord servers. Often used to detain that Nima From School that's always saying the N-Word. Spelt wrong on purpose, because people in private servers are above grammar.

Nima From School: N*****
Private Discord Admin: There he goes again, better give him the Time Out Corder role.

by Dog Ford\ June 15, 2021

wearing the corduroy

When a woman brings out lesbian feelings in another woman, even though both women are heterosexual. Inspired by corduroy-wearing lesbians.

Mary is wearing corduroy trousers today. Sally thinks Mary is hot, and has done for a while. Even though they are both straight, Mary has managed to elicit gay feelings from Sally, therefore Jen is wearing the corduroy.

by lolololol-haha March 31, 2011

cordeiro

Capable of delivering an absolute barage of orgasms to any women in sight.

Girl you've just been cordeiroed

by Rustylama January 24, 2018