by Edward Winston Price June 1, 2005
Get the Schapelle Corbymug. A misnomer. The riot took place in Poland. After the twinning of Auschwitz with Corby.
All went well to begin with. A visit to Poland went down a treat. Words such as 'This ex Death Camp is quite swish next to The Exeter' and 'I wouldn't mind living in that shed rather than on The Beanfield' and ' I'm staying here instead of returning to The Lincoln' were heard.
The trouble really kicked off with the first visit to Corby by a group of Poles. Things got off to a lousy start when a shocked huddle of visitors with chins agape were given a guided tour of Corby Town Centre. One Pole panicked, and started to walk home rather than suffer any more. Luckily for him, he made it to Kettering General Hospital, where he was treated for Post Traumatic Stress in A and E.
That first day, as the guided tour progressed to the rest of town, there was a run on vomit bags. The highlight 'Visit to Canada Square' resulted in Kettering A and E shining yet again. Treating umpteen cases of uncontrolled, projectile vomiting, a couple of cases of being 'Brained' with an empty Whiskey Bottle, and a single case of violent homosexual rape.
The so called 'Corby Riot' occurred when the bedraggled survivors arrived back in Auschwitz. Within 5 minutes of the coach parking outside, the Town Hall was well ablaze. Also, persons unknown had stolen the 'Arbeit Macht Frei' gate (later found on 'The Beanfield' being used as a trellis.)
All went well to begin with. A visit to Poland went down a treat. Words such as 'This ex Death Camp is quite swish next to The Exeter' and 'I wouldn't mind living in that shed rather than on The Beanfield' and ' I'm staying here instead of returning to The Lincoln' were heard.
The trouble really kicked off with the first visit to Corby by a group of Poles. Things got off to a lousy start when a shocked huddle of visitors with chins agape were given a guided tour of Corby Town Centre. One Pole panicked, and started to walk home rather than suffer any more. Luckily for him, he made it to Kettering General Hospital, where he was treated for Post Traumatic Stress in A and E.
That first day, as the guided tour progressed to the rest of town, there was a run on vomit bags. The highlight 'Visit to Canada Square' resulted in Kettering A and E shining yet again. Treating umpteen cases of uncontrolled, projectile vomiting, a couple of cases of being 'Brained' with an empty Whiskey Bottle, and a single case of violent homosexual rape.
The so called 'Corby Riot' occurred when the bedraggled survivors arrived back in Auschwitz. Within 5 minutes of the coach parking outside, the Town Hall was well ablaze. Also, persons unknown had stolen the 'Arbeit Macht Frei' gate (later found on 'The Beanfield' being used as a trellis.)
Corby has been twinned with a crater on the Dark Side of the Moon in order to prevent another 'Corby Riot'.
by jonimethfan October 11, 2011
Get the Corby Riotmug. by Holly Peach October 16, 2008
Get the Corby Dillardmug. by Thicccboy January 5, 2021
Get the Corbymug. The most amazing person on this planet. He’s the sweetest, most caring, sensitive person you will ever meet. He gives the best advice, but even better huggos.
When you’ve found him, you know you’ve found the one. You know you’re truly in love.
He strives to grow everyday and keep learning, and nothing will stop him from succeeding and doing amazing things.
He’s selfless and so kind-hearted and the most supportive, loving person you’ll ever meet. The most beautiful person on this planet, both inside and out.
To find a Corby is to find the most amazing person and the most incredible love.
And I’ve found it. I’ve found the one. I love you.
When you’ve found him, you know you’ve found the one. You know you’re truly in love.
He strives to grow everyday and keep learning, and nothing will stop him from succeeding and doing amazing things.
He’s selfless and so kind-hearted and the most supportive, loving person you’ll ever meet. The most beautiful person on this planet, both inside and out.
To find a Corby is to find the most amazing person and the most incredible love.
And I’ve found it. I’ve found the one. I love you.
by babykangaroo13 November 24, 2021
Get the Corbymug. by DailyFACTSGUY April 7, 2025
Get the Corby Primemug. by Damon salvawhore May 25, 2021
Get the Corby Worbymug.