caltitude

The degree to which a cat's posterior raises when one strokes it.

Wow---did you see that caltitude?! I just barely touched my cat, and her butt is way up in the air!

by pentozali March 18, 2009

Coolitude

The Act of being so cool that the word "Coolitude" was invented.

Alex Potter's Coolness Level has finally reached the peak of "Coolitude"

by Three11Lover February 8, 2009

cattitude

(adj.) of or pertaining to the finicky and egotistical attitude/nature a cat may portray. Catty and sassy all at once.

"Marlena displayed such cattitude with her glare when Mini was gettting all of the attention."
"Bridgette's cattitude made Madline mad as she hogged the warm spot in the sun."

by Daisy Hubble January 25, 2004

Claptitude

The skill one possesses at giving a high five. Named for the sound made when two hands meet and your aptitude for making that sound happen.

I hate high fiving Lucy. She's got horrible claptitude.

Logan has awesome claptitude, but your hands always sting a little afterwards.

by UAllRedENo December 10, 2010

copstitute

An officer of the law, esp. in a video game, who aggressively pursues the player in order to disrupt him. Copstitute AI is often designed to give NPCs an advantage.

That *&(^ing copstitute forced my car into the wall a half mile from the finish!

by Hesh December 6, 2005

chaptitude

the foresight and natural, well honed ability for doing all things chap'like at all times regardless of weather conditions, political stance or job description.

Rupert - "My my old boy you're dressed well but appear to be missing your handkerchief. What happened to it?"

Tarquin - "I gave it to that rapscallion to wipe his face down after we threw it down in fisticuffs behind the Dog and Duck."

Rupert - "What chaptitude you have sir."

Tarquin - "Indeed."

by wookiedai September 13, 2011

Craptitude

noun- A person or object's potential to be utterly crappy and pathetic.

That kid has a high craptitude. I doubt he'll amount to much.

Stephanie, on a scale of 1 to 100, your vampire romance novel idea has a craptitude of 4200.

by The 42nd December 9, 2012