Coprophagist

Must... eat... shit... Is nobody going to stop me? Gosh, if I get fat, I'll blame you because you stood by and did nothing!

Me: Did you know that our dear Bill is coprophagist?
My wife: Bill? Oh my, I never...
Me: Mm-h. Not even the flies love shit as much as he does!

by Esa4 February 2, 2021

Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus

The noise i make when i shit myself

Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus i said as i shited myself

by bill fences October 28, 2021

coprophagous

shit-eating; as in an animal that ingests its own feces.

"Wipe that coprophagous grin off your face."

by ipecac December 16, 2008

coprophage

Anything that will devour shit.

"How about a steaming pile of feces for breakfast, coprophage?"

by Waylon R July 11, 2004

coprophagous

feeding on dung

Sammy the Scat Freak is a coprophagous life form.

by Roach Clip January 14, 2004

Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus

A Zombie.
Rotting corpse that has no or little brain.
Eats The Livings Flesh.

That Night While I Was Washing My Dishes, I Heard A knock like noise at the window. I Opened The Curtains, only to find a Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus staring straight Back At Me.

by Halloween town October 6, 2006

coprophagy

eating poop, whereas sexual coprophagy is the act of eating a lovers poop

i practice the ancient art of coprophagy.

by joshuaHarrison September 17, 2005