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coordinability

The inability to be coordinated.
When the cheerleader went arse over tit, her coordinability was plain for all to see.
by (f)Risky October 7, 2013
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pre-coffee coordination

The amount of coordination that most caffeine addicts have before their first cup of coffee.
" Oh man i spilled my breakfast everywhere then tripped over the dog before i got to the coffee pot"

"Yea thats pre-coffee coordination for ya bro"
by Jeff so fly July 14, 2007
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Coordinator

Coordinators are either useful or useless, and there are two types:

1. In business, the PROJECT COORDINATOR is used by management to patch over some type of failing that they encounter in their processes. It is easier for them to simply hire someone with "organizational skills" and charge them with the responsibility of "making sure things get done."

Usually their job devolves into mindless nagging and tedious task management. Their nagging also serves to lower worker morale over time, leading to higher employee attrition and fighting in the workplace.

2. In event planning, EVENT COORDINATORS are often extremely necessary, and function as the "glue" that holds an event or project together. They are most necessary in events like concerts or mass protests, where a large number of guests must rely on some amount of structure to be in place for their activities.

Paradoxically, events that appear to be free-form or anarchistic often require the most coordinating work behind the scenes, because the guests expect everything to "just work" for them when they get there. Behind every Burning Man or Bonaroo, there is usually an army of unappreciated, frazzled coordinators working around the clock to make sure that the event goes off without a hitch.
Example 1:

Sysadmin 1- "Did you hear about the new Project Coordinator that management hired?"
Sysadmin 2- "Yea, all he does is send people nagging emails and CC's the boss in all of them, so it looks like he is being productive."
Sysadmin 1- "Screw this man, I'm looking for another job."

Example 2:

Hippie- "Burning Man is awesome! It's proof that thousands of people can just get together and do drugs and it all just works out! Yaay anarchism!"
Event Coordinator- "If you hadn't shared some of that weed with me, I'd be stabbing you in the face right now..."
by d3athp3nguin July 11, 2011
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I Coordinate, Therefore I Am

The very act of my plotting points on a pair of x–y axes and being conscious of it proves my existence, unless my action is taking place in a dream.
If Donald Trump can say, “I tweet, therefore I am,” then René Descartes can say “I coordinate, therefore I am.”
by MathPlus November 27, 2018
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coordinized

a hybrid word meaning coordinated and organized; meaning to function as a unit, in addition to matching (in terms of color or clothing)
"melissa's team is so coordinized!!!"
by thewoodman May 31, 2009
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Coordinated cock slam

When you use your penis to kill a mosquito on your ballsack. Created in response to the "It Is Only When A Mosquito Lands On Your Testicles Meme"
Hey, there is a mosquito on my ballsack.
Just use the coordinated cock slam.
by Donier87 April 13, 2022
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mal-coordinated

One who lacks coordination
She's so mal-coordinated she could be australian.
by Krzys May 15, 2009
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