Scoonstache

Used to describe a skunk. Nocturnal animal that sprays ass gas to defend itself, one of its main characteristics is a white line on its back. Scoonstache is commonly confused with Coonstache when heard.

Watch out for that Scoonstache man!

It smells like a Scoonstache

by douche-fag October 9, 2008

Cornstarcher

A person who has sex with ones ass then ejaculates on the rectum.

ted enjoys having intercourse with ones rectum until he finishes on the ass hole of a man or women.

Jerry is such a cornstarcher due to the fact that my ass crack now is full of ejaculate.

by The Real Cornstarcher October 2, 2012

cornstarched

To silently and deadly release a fart in front of a person as you walk. Perferrably someone you do not know and perferrably a girl.

Ex. Dude i just cornstarched that chick back there. -Andy Mashadi

by Devin_Kwak January 9, 2014

goonstache

A moustache that a teenager (or adult) grows in an attempt to look cool, but makes them look like a goon. In some cases the moustache is not filled in all the way or is badly groomed.

He thinks he looks cool with his goonstache, but it looks like dirt under his lip

by DjDelmo June 7, 2015

coontach

A man or woman that uses a smooth word as a sexual innuendo.

Hey baby I'm coming over to get some of that coontach.

by Wirthman86 August 20, 2018