cockmonger

1. To horde cock for one's self

Logan is a cockmonger.

by Nate AKA Jesus November 10, 2008

Cockmonger

Cockmonger, the Bold and Bulging.. A Hero that gets all the pussy you don't get, of course he lived in the medieval ages. He kills those who call him Cockmonger, the only thing that pins him to that name is his Mushroom shaped Helmet, and a huge wang. He will blister your asshole if you even look at him wrong.

Random Peasant1: Hey look who it is!
Random Peasant2: Oi, its Cockmonge--
*Cockmonger hurls his sword into Peasant#2's throat, blood gushing everwhere*
Cockmonger in low-voice: Mah name's not Cockmonger. Though I am Bold and Bulging.

by Hidden Lizard January 5, 2011

coonfinger

To pick up an item that is not yours and look at it or examine it. Possibly to handle and examine an item without thinking of buying it. This word maybe a racist word. I don't know. But the word "coon" is a racist word meaning African-American people. I don't know if coonfinger refers to African-Americans in any sort of way.

I make about $34,000 a year. Me and my friend went into a Watch store. We could't afford any of the $50,000 watches, so we decided to coonfinger the watches just for fun.

by the Eastah Bunny March 28, 2007

cockmonger

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

(1)ex.-She has all the STD's; she is a cockmonger
(2,3)ex- Shut up, cockmonger!

by the king July 28, 2003

CockMonger

insult for a real pain in the ass girl thats a slut.

Stupid cockmonger bitch.

by Jimbo n Josho n chris January 10, 2004

CoonFingered

CoonFingered is when you have ripped someone off on line through Facebook group trading or buying and the Admins of the group inform The Sargent of Arms "Wil Smiley" Who in turn hunts you down learns all about you, then proceeds to distribute your photo, name and what you've done to as many group admins he can contact until you have been shamed into paying the other party back what you thought you got away with!

So you got paid for selling that item on Facebook and you never sent it, now someone is calling you from the bar around the corner from your home and your name is plastered in a bad way in all the groups? You 've been CoonFingered better make it right no one ever gets away one Ole CoonFinger sets his sights on you!

by IamWilSmiley September 1, 2016

cockmonger

an overweight man that does not leave his basement for elongated periods of time. He also likes to not chill because he likes saving the small sum of money that he earns a week on gifts for him self.

"God! Christopher Mady has been such a cockmonger lately"

by Fat terrorist November 23, 2009