global cooling

aka global dimming, air pollution causes blockage of sunlight to hit the earth's surface and therefore causes global cooling. But global warming's effect is so overly strong that it surpasses that of global dimming.

Global cooling is nullified by the effects of global warming.

by jefar June 19, 2007

Coolingness

something thats sooooo cool that its almost ice cold

Evan says: Katie,busy, LOL?
Katie says: Lol im busy
Katie says: Watching neighbours
Katie says: Dahhh
Evan says: Hahahahhaha Coolingness

by a mad kent July 15, 2009

global cooling

Recorded temperature decreases in the 1950-70s as a result of man-made aerosol and sulfer emissions after WWII. Slowed due to air pollution laws that limited their emissions in the 80s and 90s, but also because of warming effect of CO2 (emitted at the same time) which takes longer to kick in.

Now that we have reduced SO2 emissions, but a lot more CO2 emissions, the global cooling is over-run by global warming.

by one with a bullet October 31, 2003

Cooling sack

When your balls are so cold they can be used as an ice pack

While I was having a snowball fight someone hit me in the balls with a snowball so now i have a cooling sack

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

Coofling

When someone repeatedly joins and subsequently leaves a Discord server between chat sessions.

*Coofl has joined the server
Coofl 4:20PM - Less than 50% of white people have pink pussy.
Coofl 4:21PM - Incredible
Coofl 4:21PM - Goodbye
*Coofl has left the server

There he goes Coofling again.

by Hogfather June 8, 2023

self-cooling

Online "Liking" or giving favorable emojis or props to your own postings, comments, high scores, photos, memes, or accomplishments. Even worse when you use a different sock-puppet to praise yourself!

Under your own comment about politics: "🤯WoW, what a perceptive comment! I gotta follow that guy! 🤩" THAT is classic self-cooling.

by Reading_Stops_Crime! May 19, 2023

global cooling

Something that happened during the 1970's due to humans spewing aerosols into the atmosphere. Once we stopped spewing aerosols into the atmosphere, global cooling stopped, thus proving that human society CAN affect global climate. The concern over global cooling was exaggerated by Newsweek in the 1970's and as a result many conservatives completely distort the issue in order to attack the current scientific consensus on global warming.

That they do this based on a Newsweek article is bizarre considering that most of the time they complain about how the mainstream media distorts the news. Of course, in this instance Newsweek just so happened to NOT be distorting the news for some reason. At least according to many conservatives.

I'm sick and tired of hearing right-wing talk radio show hosts continuing to distort the global cooling of the 1970's.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008