contradick

a person who is determined to contradict everyone merely for the sake of contradicting, therefore acting in a dickish manner

When I told him the interior was tan, he informed me that it was instead more of a sandy color, what a contradick

by soccerdude19 July 30, 2009

Contradictopatation

When it sounds like your contradicting someone,but your really not.

Tim:I'm getting bigger,aren't I?
Tat:You are SUPER buff!
Tim:Not yet.
Tat:Don't contradict me!
Tim:No,that was a contradictopatation.

by Tatyyyana September 20, 2010

contradictwhore

a person you pay for discrete sex, who doesn't take the money, and ends up catching feelings.

All I wanted was a half & half, instead you turned into a contradictwhore.

by FrickenWhatever September 30, 2020

Contradiction

An argument that can be turned either way; one where you have no more or less higher ground than your opposition.

Note: people with a podium or any method of voicing an opinion believe they have the higher ground.

Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the companies choice, people. They don't have to agree with you.

or

Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the persons choice. They don't have to agree with every company.

That sentence was a contradiction, it really did nothing to further your point.

by might as well be racist March 15, 2009

Contradiction

Verb - When a person says something, and the person who said it, does the opposite of what he/she said.

"Hey, Lisa, don't eat at McDonalds, its bad for you."
"Kevin, I thought you said not to eat at McDonalds? You said it was bad for you. You're contradicting yourself you know."
(He eats at McDonalds despite telling other people not too.)

"Don't date her, she's not a good influence."
(Then he turns around and dates her, despite what he earlier said.)
"Why would you contradict yourself like that?"

Contradiction

by mufflesnuffle June 9, 2009

contradicting shit-giver

A person that busts your balls over something when they too are guilty of it.

Duder 1: "Ok, I'm down. Hey Pete you down to kick it tomorrow night?"

Duder 2: "Yea right you gotta ask his ass like a month in advance. He's always too busy on short notice."

Pete: "Yea sure, I'm down. How about you dude?"

Duder 2: "Oh shit....um.....well I'm busy."

Pete: "You're such a contradicting shit-giver."

by westfalia January 19, 2010

Contradiction

"Compassionate Conservative."

I am a compassionate conservative. Please excuse me, I need to go join the army so I can kill - no, I mean "help" - the people in Iraq.

How come some people can have examples without the word and I can't?

Contradiction

by Abudoobie January 9, 2006