Consumerican

An individual suffering from the particularly American brand of consumerism.

I can't believe Consumericans are fighting over a Tickle-Me Elmo on a black Friday at Wal-Mart.

by Quadrashocker April 9, 2008

consumers

see Americans.

America used to make stuff, but now that third world countries and corporations have hooked up, we're just a nation of consumers.

by Jimmy_Janga October 25, 2011

consumerican

An individual suffering from the particularly American brand of consumerism.

You'd have to be a real consumerican to always think you need the newest, most expensive computer every two years.

by Fantastic_Dan November 10, 2004

Tertiary Consumers

Synonym for "Top of the food chain," Used only by nerdy people who insist on abusing esoteric language.

1st Abuser of Esoteric Language: Yeah, we're going to be senoirs at our highschool/college.

2nd Abuser: We will thus become tertiary consumers.

1st Abuser: LOLOL

by morcatfrey September 4, 2010

consumerist Christian

A person who tries to uphold modern Christianity principals; eg. don't steal, lie,rest on the Sabbath etc. but who can be overtaken by the what's-in-it-for-me mentality.

David: Here you go, you can have this old guitar if you want...there's no strings either.
Terry: What are you doing that for? I can tell...you'll want something in return one day.
David: You're just being a consumerist Christian again my friend. We can fix it up together if you like.

by Captain_Felix February 7, 2023

Consumertism

Used for people who fall into severe consumerism through worshipping clothing, idols, car brands, music, social media, etc. Their entire existence is based on consuming instead of being a person.

Yeah, Mike has severe consumertism.

by GainToGlory February 16, 2024

Consumeradism

Feeling sexual arousal and pleasure by being exposed to unsatisfied consumers going to extreme lenghts expressing their lack of satisfaction, preferably with dumb and uneducated comments.

At work today I had a customer complained about an invoice fee, my body was tingling for hours and I couldnt focus on my job - that is consumeradism for you!

by vingattemgaddiosa January 17, 2018