constipation rock

The "musical" genre in which the lead vocalist or singer sounds as though they are straining to make a huge shit, which ironically is often what their music is.

-Did you buy the new constipation rock album by Nickelback?
-No. I'm a self-respecting human being.

by Jeff in Austin September 17, 2012

ConsTITution

A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.

She joked that the first and second amendments to the ConsTITution guaranty freedom of beach and the right to bare breasts.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 16, 2011

Constipation Handle Bars

Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.

"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"

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"What are those, constipation bars?"
"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."

by LeTigra February 10, 2009

constiplating

Thinking or designing while your head is up your ass.

The engineer was constiplating on how to build a water plant.

by WEWA August 30, 2007

constipeeted

Not being able to pee, like being constipated

I'm constipeeted, I can't pee!

by Alexdosifgdsfg May 15, 2007

Conspicuous

1. Adj; Describes something thats easy to see. Something that catches a lot of attention or is fairly unique.

2. Lady Gaga

Me: Holy shit, did you see Lady Gaga at the grammys?

You: No crap, a blind person couldve pointed her out.

Me: Ya, shes really conspicuous.

You: What?

Me: Sorry, I dont know any words small enough for you to understand

by Whores R Us February 18, 2010

constitutional

Pooping. Having a bowel movement worth taking a long time. Someone who takes a morning constitutional is often said to be a member of the "ten minute club."

Finished my coffee, now is time for my morning constitutional.

by adam_knows February 15, 2017