Conspiracy theorist: "Vaccines cause autism! Liberals are putting things in the water to make the freakin frogs gay!"
Normal person: "Shut the fuck up you moron."
Normal person: "Shut the fuck up you moron."
by see.bee May 1, 2021
Get the Conspiracy theorist mug.Derived by the government as double speak to use to discredit truth sayers.
Conspiracy: plotting in secret
Theory: a 98% likelihood deemed by peer review of a hypothesis after trials.
Used a for its opposite meaning, this double speak term is alludes to greater attack on the targets validity of all thought while no proof is shown.
I.e. alex jones whose been correct in 2018 about the bioloical epidemics UN stated would be unleashed to create a global police state is just a conspiracy theory.
As we see here AJ was right, but this term is used to insinuate it as a myth
Conspiracy: plotting in secret
Theory: a 98% likelihood deemed by peer review of a hypothesis after trials.
Used a for its opposite meaning, this double speak term is alludes to greater attack on the targets validity of all thought while no proof is shown.
I.e. alex jones whose been correct in 2018 about the bioloical epidemics UN stated would be unleashed to create a global police state is just a conspiracy theory.
As we see here AJ was right, but this term is used to insinuate it as a myth
If they find proof of your plotting of a crime just call them a conspiracy theorist and low power people will accept this as they do referring to it as trivial.
by cheezychi July 25, 2021
Get the conspiracy theorist mug.Another way of saying dumbass, this guy loves to think that just a post made by some conman is somehow the truth behind the "Super secret government establishment".
John Connor: HAVE YOU HEARD THE TRUTH BEHIND THE COVID VACCINE? IT ALTERS OUR DNA!
Sensible person:That is typical Conspiracy theorist bullshit. DNA is not the same as RNA you fucking retard.
Sensible person:That is typical Conspiracy theorist bullshit. DNA is not the same as RNA you fucking retard.
by Imposter Gaming 3.0 January 31, 2021
Get the Conspiracy theorist mug.A person who believes conspiracies, such as Ke$ha predicting the Sandy Hook shooting, the staged moon landing, etc. This person is often mentally unstable.
by mahbutttt February 25, 2013
Get the conspiracy theorist mug.#1: "Obama's dog is kinda cute."
#2: "Obama's dog is behind 9/11... I saw a video on it."
#1: "That sounds impossible."
#2: "NO! YOU'RE JUST CLOSED MINDED!"
#1: "You're a conspiracy theorist, aren't you?"
#2: "PFHT! THAT'S THE GOVERNMENTS WORDS TO MAKE US SOUND CRAZY! WE'RE LOGICAL AND OPEN-MINDED PEOPLE! SHUT UP! YOU'RE SO EMOTIONAL!"
#1: "...Kay."
#2: "Obama's dog is behind 9/11... I saw a video on it."
#1: "That sounds impossible."
#2: "NO! YOU'RE JUST CLOSED MINDED!"
#1: "You're a conspiracy theorist, aren't you?"
#2: "PFHT! THAT'S THE GOVERNMENTS WORDS TO MAKE US SOUND CRAZY! WE'RE LOGICAL AND OPEN-MINDED PEOPLE! SHUT UP! YOU'RE SO EMOTIONAL!"
#1: "...Kay."
by BobJonesMackleMoore December 5, 2013
Get the conspiracy theorist mug.Someone who arrives at a conspiracy theory before it's cool or well known-- i.e. before it's posted on Infowars or Reddit.
Ron: "I thought Building 7 was suspicious before Loose Change was even released."
Stefan: "You're such a smart hipster conspiracy theorist."
Stefan: "You're such a smart hipster conspiracy theorist."
by peacechicken December 22, 2012
Get the Hipster Conspiracy Theorist mug.They are the biggest wack jobs in the world. They believe and come up with some of the most absurd conspiracy theories ever.
Having a reasonable debate with these lunatics will get you no where.
If you disagree with or question anything they say, Looney Conspiracy Theorists will call you a dis-info agent who is working with the PTB.
Having a reasonable debate with these lunatics will get you no where.
If you disagree with or question anything they say, Looney Conspiracy Theorists will call you a dis-info agent who is working with the PTB.
Examples of theories that Looney Conspiracy Theorists come up with:
-The New World Order Conspiracy
-Swine Flu Vaccine has micro chips in them
-The Illuminati Conspiracy
-Chemtrails
-Reptile extraterrestrials running the US government
-No planes crashed into the WTC buildings on September 11, 2001
-Planet X
-Fluoride is put in our drinking water so that the government can dumb us down and destroy half of the population.
And other nonsense! There are tons of sites on the interwebs where many Looney conspiracy theorists dwell.
-The New World Order Conspiracy
-Swine Flu Vaccine has micro chips in them
-The Illuminati Conspiracy
-Chemtrails
-Reptile extraterrestrials running the US government
-No planes crashed into the WTC buildings on September 11, 2001
-Planet X
-Fluoride is put in our drinking water so that the government can dumb us down and destroy half of the population.
And other nonsense! There are tons of sites on the interwebs where many Looney conspiracy theorists dwell.
by Striker122 January 4, 2010
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