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A place for trolls who want to make everyone feel bad with bogus accomplishments.

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AP's
Soph. year
World History 5
Chemistry 5
French Lang 5
Euro History 5 (self-study)

Junior Year
Eng. Lit 5
Biology 5
Span Lang 5
Eng. Lang 5
Music Theory 5 (self-study)
US History 5
Calculus AB 5
Computer Science 5 (self-study)

Senior Year
Physics B

Physics C E&M and Mechanics (self-study)
Env. Sci (self-study)
Calculus BC

Statistics (self-study)
US Gov.

Comp Gov

Latin Virgil (self-study)
Japanese
Psychology
Human Geography (self-study)

I only took 5 AP classes senior year, earned a 34 on the ACT, 2290 on the SAT, earned a million awards, have 3,219 community service hours, gave a speech in front of 100,000 people, earned a plaque from my counselor for writing the best application essay he's ever seen, got 780 or better on each of the 16 subject tests I've taken. I have a 4.99 GPA, and I am #2 in my class of 933 (it's a big school and it's competitive) and I'm an internet troll. I have no chance into any college at all! Will colleges care if I didn't take that many AP classes? and that I have bad scores? Tell me! I don't want to be a loser. I have no chance at all!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1111OMG1!!!ROFLZ!!!!1!!!!!!

Proper reply: If you think a 34 on the ACT give you no chance into any school, you might be as smart as Christian Weston Chandler. Even the perfect student doesn't take that many AP tests, let alone earns all fives.
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Here's what I will do senior year:
Maintain my 5.00 GPA
Speak at my graduation
Apply to all the Ivy League schools, Stanford (match), MIT (match), Caltech, Northwestern (safety), and Oxford
Get accepted into all of them
Earn $245,000 in scholarships
Become editor-in-chief in every publication at my school
Go to Tuscany for spring break with my gf since preschool
Break 17 or more school athletics records
Become national track and field champion again
Play at Carnegie Hall
Become state tennis champion for the fifth year in a row
Take 7 AP courses in school and self-study five
Get 5's in all of those AP exams
Become the National AP Scholar
Get some plaque for some award that I don't think exists
Write the advice book "If you aren't in the top 2% in your class, have a 2100 on the SAT, and earn several 5's on your AP exams, you will die alone and live a miserable life on the street"
Own an iPad and make $2,000,000 off making apps

Proper reply: How is all this possible?
by DoubleDare July 9, 2010
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Self-confidence

“Hey I heard Bridget’s signing up to be an SRC! Are you signing up?”
Oh shit, no one’s gonna want a fucking emo girl with no self-confidence to sign up”
by ImAHappyLilHoe April 8, 2019
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Consensual Non-Consent

Also know as rape play. In the BDSM community, consensual non-consent is a mix of role playing and an extreme power exchange in which one person is “raped” by another.
Consensual non-consent is not actual rape, instead it is a BDSM scene heavily discussed between the two parties with established boundaries and safe words. It is requires complete trust between the people involved and is safe, sane, and consensual.

It is also often used by rape survivors to help cope with their trauma.
My boyfriend and I did a consensual non-consent scene last week and I felt much better after it.
by knightofflowers January 22, 2022
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condiment thief

A pesky prick roommate who always uses up all YOUR condiments. Be careful for these people as they are known for being very slick and sly. They'll use a little here and a little there until it is all gone. Then to top it off they won't tell you they used it so that when you have your meal all ready save for a couple condiments you approach the fridge to find the containers in the fridge all but empty.
Doug: Sucks living with my roommate Tim I can't ever fully enjoy my meal.

Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs?

Doug: Yeah...

Mikey: What a fuckin' prick
by Mike Schrampfey November 28, 2012
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consent

giving someone permission to engage in sexual activity with you. consent is really hot.
"can i kiss you, angel ?"
"babygirl, do you wanna do this ?"

so hot

ask for consent, kidz.
by gentle angel <3 July 27, 2021
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Confidant

a very loyal and, trust worthy person that you can share your innermost secretes with that will never share your information to another soul, EVER.
Cookie on #Empire is Luscious's confidant, She went to jail for her family and never snitched.
by TheTechTycoon July 3, 2015
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Nabeel Confidence

When someone emphatically defends a "fact" that has a 50/50 shot of being actually correct.
"The capital of Canada is definitely Toronto."
"Son, that man has Nabeel Confidence."
by Gohome190 May 23, 2013
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