Connaling

A CONNAL or CONNELL (noun)

1. The act of masturbation.
2. An inappropriate display of affection.

To CONNAL or CONNELL (verb)

1. To perform sexual acts upon ones self in an enclosed but inappropriate space.
2. To touch another person of either sex in a way that is both inappropriate and unwanted.
3. Used in a sarcastic sense when that person refuses a hug or other basic emotional act.

“I am just off for a Connal”
“He gave me a Connal”

"I just found XXXXXX Connaling in the toilet"
"He went for a quick Connal"

“Eww, don’t Connal me”
“…and he just started Connaling her!”

“Stop Connaling her”
“Haha, She doesn’t want a Connal”

by Definer of Connaling April 15, 2008

Connah's Quay Cumberland Sausage

This is where a man uses his sausage to cum over another man's sausage. It is then taken around the town so that other villagers may taste it! This local delicacy and tradition is done quarterly and usually by those who have just started puberty.

Bob: Ooargh, you've got my sausage now give it to the Reverend and let him have the taste of the sperm
Ian: I love the Connah's Quay Cumberland Sausage

by 69MikeOxlong69 May 6, 2011

Connan

One of the nicest and one of the sexiest lads you’ll ever meet and has a huge penis and would happily show everybody. He has the best eyes that you will ever meet.

Emma: yeah that’s connan, I’ve seen his big thing

Mollie: yeah I have too, it’s huge

by Connan May 30, 2019

Connar

Connar usually a blonde male with green eyes. Very cute and outgoing. He is very sporty all the girls love him but he will only truly love a few girls in his life. He has many friends but get in a quite a bit of trouble. He can be caring and if he picks on you he probably has a crush on you. Connar has a great sense of style and very popular. He can be shy. He is very intelligent and sweet. When he finds a girl he loves he is always looking for ways to sweep her off her feet. He may distract you in class or even anywhere. A lot of people will always be thinking about him. Connar's usually find their TRUE love very young.

Connar is a loveable person

by DEFINE_URBAN May 26, 2018

Connalogical

Adj. Although very similar, it has nothing to do with chronological. Instead it is almost the exact opposite of conventional logic.

Person 1: I just aced my physics test tomorrow.
Person 2: Dude thats totally connalogical

by ineededtomakeupaname February 1, 2012

connaghan

a chick who used to be really cool but fell off the face of the earth and got corrupted.

man, that chick pulled a Connaghan after I hit up my responsibilities for a bit.

by justwutiam April 21, 2017

Confazion

(Kon-faze-shun) Verb.
1). Doing or saying the exact opposite of what was discussed and agreed upon only moments earlier.
2). Alerting everyone around about your need to shit or describing the details of a recent shit.

Bill went off to hunt his secret spot, causing CONFAZION through out the rest of the group.

by Grousey McGrouserson October 26, 2018