+1 conjuring

When engaging in masturbatory fantasy using mental images to conjure sexual memories or scenarios in your mind's eye. After coming, it is polite to text the individual, "+1 conjuring," to let them know you have conjured their presence and came hard.

You: Hey babe, I just got off and leveled up! +1 conjuring.

Them: Thank you Kanye, very cool!

by tuffyepstein November 2, 2020

Concerning

Concerning- used as an adjective as opposed to a verb or a phrase as in "of concern". (Used by new age morons that have no real applied usage if sentence construction.)

"It is concerningthat we don't pay attention to actually learning grammar in school these days."

by Terracat November 9, 2017

converging

A verb indicating that you are currently working your shift at convergys.

Steve called and asked Lance if he wanted to come chill and smoke. Lance replied, "Sorry man, I'm converging right now"

by scuba February 12, 2005

Concerning

Elon Musk catchphrase

Guy: *Unironic 'scientific' racism meme*
Elon Musk:

!!
Concerning
Looking into this
Wow

by AgainstTransHate August 26, 2024

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

connering

Acting like a dumbass idiot for no reason at all

Look at that fuckhead! He's connering so hard right now.

by Ashley1994 November 5, 2015

Conjuring

The build up or anticipation of a large bowel movement. Summoning the demons.

I just drank my morning coffee and now I'm conjuring.

by The Conjuring December 18, 2020