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Confederate flag

A Confederate Flag doesn't make some kid want to start a race war, it's just a piece of cloth. Lots of people that don't try to start a race war have one in their yard, so it can't be the flag that makes somebody like that.
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
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Confederate flag

The sexual act of sticking a confederate flag up one’s vagina or anus. Often very stimulated.
by Balls Obama September 21, 2023
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Confederate Flag

Also known as the "Southern Cross," it is flag with a red field with a blue saltire (diagonal cross), trimmed with white, with 13 white stars used to represent Incestsexuals.
William: Have you seen Robert's new Confederate flag?
Mary: Yeah! I glad to see he's finally showing his southern pride and coming out as Incestsexual.
by PleaseWriteYourNameHere August 18, 2024
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Confederate flag bikini

An extremely provocative swim suit, both because of its brevity and its political subtext, based on the pattern of the Confederate Battle Flag. For example, depending on the wearer, it may be worn as a sexy yet ironic statement about the fabled Lost Cause, or as a literal affirmation of the wearer's Southern heritage. Obviously, the implicit message is necessarily subjective.

Its first known manifestation was one worn by Bridget Fonda in "Shag: The Movie." While some Southerners were offended by it, Southern sociologist and chronicler John Shelton Reed pronounced it to be "fetching."
The Confederate flag bikini is a crowd-pleaser among the NASCAR set.
by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006
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UPSIDE-DOWN Confederate Flag

UPSIDE-DOWN Confederate Flag (n.)
\ˈəp-ˌsīd-ˈdau̇n kən-ˈfe-d(ə-)rət ˈflāg\

A flag that stands for peace and Black pride.
"Hey, you stupid racist mother-fucker. Take that fucking flag off your hick fucking cracker car."

"No, Nigger. This is an UPSIDE-DOWN Confederate Flag."

"Sweet."
by kvoorhees May 1, 2010
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Confederate Battle Flag Waver

Just some guy trying to show his love for the south, or soldiers that died in the Civil War give them a break jeez
Person A: BRO IS THAT A CONFEDERATE BATTLE FLAG WAVER? FUCKING RACIST

Person B: *inhales*
by darty.person April 28, 2021
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Cuntfederate Flag

Formerly known as the confederate flag or battle flag, it is a flag that represents slavery, treason, white power and ignorance by those who fly it. There are two types of these ignorant people.

The first type fly it because they have learned incorrect history and believe it represents "southern Heritage." Many falling into this type think the civil war was not about slavery, or that it wasn't the main cause; this incorrect history was passed down from their toothless yokel hick incestual ancestors. This type is not very intelligent and can not spell or use a computer because if they could, 15 minutes of research from valid sources would show they are incorrect. This is possibly due to the corruption of the genepool from incestual breeding, but that is only a theory; studies are under way.

The second type fly it because they believe in the cause of white power, and they think the south will "rise again," but most of these folks can't even count to 10 so that isn't going to happen (also possibly due to incestual breeding). One variation of this type that flies the flag also go under cover as the first type and claim "southern heritage" in public (ex. Facebook), but then are the most racist people behind closed doors; the reason why they don't say why they really support the flag is because they are cowards. Although many of this type know the history, because of their ignorance they think it is "cool" when it really just makes them look stupid to anyone with an IQ over 50.
The Cuntfederate Flag represents ignorant white trash.
by SmileySmitty August 9, 2015
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