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Coprophobia

1. PLUMBERS BEWARE!
TOILETS MAY CONTAIN SHIT.

2. Coprophobics love piss.

3. Constipation is immenent. be careful out there.

4. You definitely wont want kids.

5. If you dont get over your Coprophobia soon and take a shit... You're not going to be a happy camper.

6. They made toilets for a reason.
by Rick James' Dog January 19, 2009
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Cenophobia

The underlying fear that every viral video you watch online will turn into the John Cena theme song.
Get meme'd on you fucking cenophobe.

Tumblr gave me a serious case of cenophobia.
by Git fooked October 9, 2016
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condomphobia

When an erect penis suddenly loses its composure when faced with the daunting task of using a condom.
"Hey Sally, lets go without a condom. I have condomphobia.."
by Lidious December 21, 2015
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Chodophobia

they have Chodophobia
by Netscape4.0 June 5, 2016
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report cardophobia

It is the fear of report cards. Usually present in Asians , Africans, and Europeans but is not present at all in Americans because they don't give a single fuck. But when it comes to middle East it is extreme that some might even die when hearing the sentence "Report cards are being given today"
Mohammad wael:Yo , Zeyad and nabiel almost died today
Ayman ahmed: Huh, why tho?
Mohammad wael: Eh , report cardophobia
by PeanutInANutshell November 21, 2019
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Cockophobia

To be afraid of the male genatalia and run away becouse you think it will hurt you for no reason.

(mostly to some of the females)
Person 1: I railed my girlfriend last night did you?

Person 2: yup

Person 3: i didnt

Person 1:why not

Person 3: we were making out then she saw my hard on and she ran to the bathroom and crying and screaming for like 30 min's and went home

Person 1&2:bummer

Person 1:looks like your girl has Cockophobia man

person 2: is that even a real word

Person 2:yea it means shes afraid of cock dude get a new gf.
by MetalliThraX123 February 4, 2010
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Cenophobia

The fear that every video you find online will turn into a John Cena meme.
Tumblr gave me some serious cenophobia.

Get fucking meme'd on you cenophobe.
by Git fooked October 9, 2016
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