condomize

The act of putting on a condom

Bob - "I totally hooked up with that hot blonde over there last night!"

fred - " ha! Don't you know she has the clap? Hope you remembered to condomize.

by enrico suave February 6, 2013

condomism/condomist

When someone has a grudge against using condoms whilst having sex.

"Don't be sucha condomist..."
"i believe in condomism"

by xXx May 13, 2005

condomize

To condomize a relationship means to jeopardise a relationship (mostly romantic) by having intercourse.

Hey! I am into you, but I don't want to condomize our relationship or whatever of it is left.

by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013

Concomitant

Adjective: shambles, travesty, joke, complete mess.

Used to describe a situation when everything has gone completely tits-up. Inspired by the many illustrious and colourful club statements issued by Rangers FC in the 2017/18 season of the Scottish Premiership.

Jim Traynor went into hiding after facing severe backlash from his concomitant statements

It was a concomitant scene at Ibrox when Rangers lost 2-0 at home to Hamilton Academical

by areteees December 30, 2017

Condominic

A devastating move in épée fencing where the performer of the move destroys his opponent's épée into pieces with a single, powerful thrust.

Daniel's blade has just been shattered into pieces by the Condominic!

by BulldogMan February 23, 2011

Condomium

Used condom filled with helium

If the groom's friends supply enough used condoms, they may be able to make enough condomiums to lift the flower girl into the air.

by Dictotater December 24, 2013

condomination

The act in which using a condom takes over the world.

Side effects include: Extremely sore penis, herpes, HIV, and many more.

"dont go near him.. he's addicted to condomination"

by getsomefriendsgetsomefriendsge May 30, 2009