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Condoing

People love condoing.
by Zoswinner December 12, 2016
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condusing

verb : to conduse, adj: condusing

Definition: To conduse is to extract matter from rocks with a syringe for no apparent reason. It is often done by men with very small genitalia. It can also be meant as an insult.

origin: Ancient Latin Conder (Rock) and from the Greek duxos (sucker)
"That man is condusing!" - meaning he seems like the sort of prick who would extract matter from rocks.
by alex_ July 6, 2006
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Condomentia

Condomentia: full form: condom dementia. (N) A specific state of late-stage cognitive and/or psychological decline that manifests in insane, inaccurate, and dangerous claims, most notably by the Pope, that condoms increase, instead of help prevent, the spread of STDs.
Example: "The Vatican reported today that the Pope's condomentia has worsened considerably in recent weeks, accounting for his outrageous claim that condoms increase the spread of AIDS. They apologize for the inconvenience."
by cayrez March 18, 2009
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condomize

Verb: to apply a condom. A neo-sexy Safe Sex word.
"They love it when you condomize them with your mouth."

"Hold on, let me condomize ya."
by Tragic Rabbit June 19, 2006
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Condomint

After protected felatio, Sally consumed the captured frothy ejaculate from the condomint and the resulting fresh breath made brushing her teeth unnecessary.
by Sick Phcuk October 20, 2019
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condomminimum

1. With double "m" in the middle: A minimum safety prerequisite for having sex

2. Without the first "m": An expression of zero tolerance toward car, trailer or public copulation.
1. Girl 1: Tina, you're f*cking so many guys, aren't you afraid of AIDS?
Girl 2: Not at all, I always require a condomminimum.

2. Girl: I'm fed up with this perpetual car sex. The next guy i sleep with should have a condominimum.
by donnie_brasco December 12, 2009
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contominated

All girls who have dated or been with Tom
You don't want that shit, she's been contominated
by Tom3 October 15, 2006
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