Computard

One who is computer retarded.
One who is resistant to age of times.
One who cannot find the desktop or the dreaded toolbar.
One who does not get the distinction of right click or left click.
One who jumps on the couch when you mention a mouse.

The girl on our team is a computard, she's always playing with her mouse and never gets anything done.

by jonjeff July 17, 2014

Computard

A computer user who's hella retarded and hasn't any idea what the hell they're doing with a computer. Someone who thinks a virus scanner will protect them from pop-ups and banner ads. Someone who deserves nothing more than a limited-rights account and no ability to install software themselves. If they need Flash or Acrobat Reader, they need to call IT instead of bothering downloading themselves. Viruses and trojans were written because these people deserve them.

Thea is such a computard; she spilled coffee in her laptop and screwed up the MBR on the desktop I let her use — she's such a roob!

by Joshwalla May 23, 2009

communator

As defined by the illustrious Ellen Ray on October 23, 2004.
1. A communist dictator, especially of the "I'm gonna kill you ALL!" type.
2. Anyone with communist leanings.
3. Anyone with a hotness factor close to that of Stalin, who as we all know was the HOTTEST COMMUNATOR EVAR!!!1!1!
4. As a verb, to threaten someone with a particularly violent death.

Oh man- Stalin is the hawtest communator evar!!

So, I'm thinking of becoming a violent communist dictator when I grow up.
-Oh, you mean a communator?

Don't make me go communator on you!

by Che! December 11, 2004

computater

An overclocked potato.

When Johny tried to play a new video game on his computater, it began to smell of burnt fries.

by theoriginaltater December 12, 2007

Compudadoor

Pronounced 'come-PEW-duh-door", this mangling of English and Spanish and Spanglish is used to describe a mobile computing device, especially a netbook or laptop. It is, however, inappropriate to describe an iPad in this way.

Sis, can I borrowinski your compudadoor to check the spelling of patooter on Urban Dictionary?

by MSpike September 15, 2011

Commutatio Maneuver

A tactical approach to taking down multiple opponents, that involves one ally taking down another ally's opponent so as to avoid suspicion, increase efficiency or reduce error due to any emotional feelings that may be present.

Person 1: Michael, Franklin and Trevor taking out each other's enemies was so freaking cool, i wonder if there's any official term for it.
Person 2: There is! It's called the commutatio maneuver.

by imnotdoingthisagain January 15, 2023

compusation

Having a conversation via AIM or Yahoo Messenger when you're right next to someone

"This class is boring... compusation?"

by Skitch360 May 1, 2008