Computer

The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.

The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

computer-face

v. to squint and kind of frown as you look at your computer to give the illusion that you are in fact very busy analyzing something vital to your work;

often used in conjunction with paper-shuffling and calling numbers that you know won't answer then acting really frustrated when you hang-up so that it gives the impression your chasing a very important account and have a lot on your plate already

After I computer-faced facebook for an hour this morning, I called a random number and talked to an older gentleman for 27 minutes about the prospect of leasing his mineral rights until he realized he didn't own any mineral rights, so I hung-up and went back to computer-facing a New York Times article about fashion week.

by waylonisthebombdotcom March 5, 2010

school computer

A computer that the school sends you.

What you are bound to get in a school computer:

Old hardware

Bad Antivirus software

Extremely strict parental controls

The inability to download anything

Internet Explorer

An old integrated graphics card

The desire to buy a more powerful PC and then break your school computer over one of the teachers' heads

The desire to force the school to pay for said PC

"Uggh, this school computer is shit. I can't even change the background"

"Dude, I feel your pain. "

"Fuck this piece of shit. I'm gonna go save up for a better computer"

"Yeah, me too."

by Myswea T. Balls April 2, 2010

computer science

The study of making porn more readily available, to make it easier and faster to download, and to make what you're looking for easier to find.

by MoonKnight November 18, 2002

comptar

Alternate spelling of "computer". Usually employed in reference to personal computers, often by fools or in jest.

"Dude, format c: broke my comptar! WTF!!1119!"

by Big Dave August 2, 2004

Computer Slut

A stupid slut whom usually stay up 24/7, who exposes her body on the net, on websites such as youtube, myspace, facebook, and twitter. This type of slut also engages in sexual activity with random men from these websites. She also enjoys intercourse thorugh the center of her anal region.

I met a girl on myspace and her name is Cynthia . What a Computer slut I thought to myself because she exposes her tits on myspace

by Craimerfuck December 25, 2009

Computer Club

First rule of computer club: Do not talk about computer club.

*absent chatter pertaining to computer club*

by Crackerjam May 1, 2010