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Computard

n.- a person who can barely turn the computer on, and rejoices in the fact that he/she can check their email properly, but thinks a website will do what they want by using the up/down arrows incessantly.
Mom couldn't figure out how to print the menu. She's a computard.
by Ernie Lou August 15, 2011
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computerated

Used in place of "computer aided" by a small subset of the population which is somehow capable of written communication despite being practically illiterate.
Q: What courses are you taking at your community college?
A: English 025 and Computerated Design. I'm going to be an Architect.
by ijuhyg May 1, 2015
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computater

What my friend Bubba Cools his computer when it is acting up.
That dumb computater froze up on me again!!!
by Food!!!! November 18, 2003
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computated

The past tense of a computation.
My iPhone X computated my face and unlocked my phone.
by Izzyburgh May 3, 2018
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Computard

Someone who spends too much time on the computer or internet, doing pointless things.
The population is becoming saturated with computards.
by NoOne0 September 8, 2013
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Computate

Computate is not a goddamn word, Bobby.
by Wardsmythe October 29, 2021
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