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time kompression

Shoving your dick into a guy's ass and seeing how long it stays hard
Hey Jim, wanna do some Time Kompression at my place?
by Ultimecia September 28, 2013
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Compassionate Bastardism

It is a social and political philosophy which encourages people to face up to their own rather nasty human nature and describes policies to protect society.

Compassionate Bastardism is about accepting that we are all bastards and harnessing the greed that drives the majority, but at the same time ensuring that everyone is provided with the means to survive.
Compassionate Bastardism holds that if you want a fair society you have to be a bastard about being compassionate so that your compassion can go to the people that really need it and it cannot be taken advantage of by the bastards.
by Compassionate Bastard August 25, 2009
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Compersion

A feeling of joy when a loved one invests in and takes pleasure from another romantic or sexual relationship.

Commentary: Compersion can be thought of as the opposite of "jealousy;" it is a positive emotional reaction to a loved one's other relationship. The term was coined by the Kerista Commune. It differs from candaulism in that compersion does not specifically refer to joy regarding the sexual activity of one's partner, but refers instead to joy at the relationship with another romantic and/or sexual partner. It is analagous to the feeling of joy a parent feels when their children marry or that best friends feel for each other when they are happy in a romantic relationship.
I feel compersion when I see my husband come home happy from spending time with his girlfriend. His happiness brings me happiness
by Joreth April 8, 2010
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Mars Congressional Republic

Mars Congressional Republic is the independent sovereign nation in the Amazon Prime Series 'The Expanse'.
The Mars Congressional Republic will get it's revenge!
Mars Congressional Republic is better than the United Nations
by BilalofShifa January 10, 2020
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Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.
Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.
by Tom from March 27, 2007
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self-compassion

The ability to choose freedom and breathe new air and create a wonderful and powerful life even when you’re not sure exactly how it will be done.
I came to realize that remaining ensnared in golden handcuffs is the total antithesis to having self-compassion.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019
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Going Congressional

To exhibit symptoms of complete mental breakdown at work and get away with it. (A tribute to to Congressman John Shadegg (R-AZ)) See: 'going postal' without the violence.
"Man, I was arguing with John Shaddegg about healthcare reform and he just started raving about gulags... the guy was totally going congressional"
by Redneck Liberal October 15, 2009
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