colten

A term used for those retarded and easily distracted folk.

I think my brother is a Colten.

by MIss Crichton July 7, 2008

colten

fag

person #1: whose that fag over there
person #2: oh thats colten

by i win more January 21, 2009

Coltenism

Someone who loves to worship a girl's ass and pussy on Sundays

Mark is going to worship coltenism on Sunday morning

by Steve job's August 27, 2018

colten

A kid who thinks hes black and lies to make themself sound cool. Always gets in the way of things. Swears even though hes 12 just to sound cool. Gets a fidget spinner and asks if hes cool yet. Thinks hes great at football. Usses black people slang. Thinks hes good at video games

Eeeeewwwww its that colten kid bleh

by New york city kid July 7, 2017

dirty colten

a sex act wherein a man jams his thumb, then his middle finger, then 2, 3, 4, all fingers in the ass of the female during rough sex.

Man, you shoulda seen the look this bitch gave me when I slipped her the 'ol dirty Colten. Bitch was speaking in tongues for an hour afterwards!

by thebigwonkus91 January 24, 2019

colten costa

A punk ass nigguh.

Damn, dat Colten Costa be a bitch ass nigguh.

by Thesecondcoming May 30, 2014

Colten Enman

A person who walks and talks like a tool

What a fuckin colten enman....

by TwerkMasterNoah November 20, 2014