colt

Small cigar that tastes good when smoked.

Clint Eastwood is teh awesome, because he smokes colts instead of wimpy ciggies.

by mcnbns November 14, 2004

Colts

A shit excuse for a football team. They were once a great team that played in Memorial stadium in Baltimore, but they were traded to the owner of the Los Angeles Rams, a drunk that inherited millions from his family assets in order to buy a football team. His poor economic decisions and his lack of testicles were key forces in moving the Colts to Indianapolis, a small town in Indiana with no prior ties to football and no ties to anything worth notable at all. The team continued to suck so bad that they were given the first draft pick in 1998, picking future MVP quarterback Peyton Manning, one of the best quarterbacks of all time. Since then the team has gone to many Superbowls under Manning and it's fan base flourished, despite the rest of team lacking of any skill notable for professional football. They continue to exceed in the NFL, but are estimated to dissolve once Peyton Manning leaves his post to pursue becoming an announcer, probably for CBS.

In a survey in the New York Times, approximately 84% of all Colts fans are unable to locate the state of Indiana on a map of the United States.

The "great" city of Indianapolis sports many things other cities can't live up to, such as the Colts, the Daytona 500, and the Ku Klux Klan.

All Colts fans are white.

by BennyG93 January 26, 2010

colt

a lame person, who is just plain boring.

person A "did you meet the new kid?"
person B "yeah. he's a real colt."

by notlame0423 January 02, 2017

Colts

Colts is a Rugby Union team in Sydney Australia. This is good for gaining an abundance of mates, particularly Islander friends. This wont be ridiculed at all by fellow non colts, who will join in. It is considered highly to represent the locals, and use large amounts of repeated text on MySpace bulletins i.e. maaaaaazzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaa at my house lol to communicate expressions. Drinking with local mates on or during Colts is accepted.

sam plays in the manly u18's colts..and he reckons he's sick and he goes round saying "yeha i'll go with my mates from manly colts"..also "yeah if i get into a fight all my islander friends will save me" and so on..verbal diarhoea...

by Mates Aplenty August 05, 2007

The Colts

An NFL Team that plays good during the season, then chokes in the Playoffs. Owned and Operated by the Patriots.

Manning broke Single Season Touchdown Records in 2004 with 49 TD's. But threw Zero against the Pats.. And Lost.

by natej January 21, 2005

The Colt

A group of 3 bestfriends that think they are the shit, but really they are just liars, sneaky and bitches. Everyone acts like they like them but really most girls talk about them behind their back.

Alyssa: So I texted the colt and invited them to my party last night but they never replied.

Kasie: Wait, they never replied? That's weird because i texted them lastnight and asked them what the math homework was and they replied in less then two seconds.

Alyssa: Wow, those sneaky bitches.

Terry: Sneaky bithches? Are you guys talking about the colt?

Kasie: Yes

Terry: Man, I hate them.

The Colt: Oh, Hey guys what's up?

Kasie: Oh nothing. Just talking about how much we love you guys.

by Wordsbyus December 14, 2009

colt

girl i knew last summer. she was hotttt.

colt would only hook up with me when she was drunk.

by kyle April 15, 2005