colour

the British spelling of color. (british spelling of words must be accompanied by other britishisms )

my what pretty colours you have in your podge!

Mumsy and I went to the pub to buy a chug of coloured ale.

Oh darling we aint got no more colours to paint the house with just pasty white.

by Randomidous® October 9, 2005

colour

British douchebag-tense for the word COLOR.

We kicked your asses twice, so cut it out with this 'colour' shit already.

by D R October 12, 2005

Colouring

Having sex.

I was totally just colouring.

by loligager June 7, 2011

Colourism

A religon
Rules:
All colours are equal
Love all colours
Dont hate on any colour

"What religon are you?"
"I follow colourism so Im a Colourist!!!"

by The Colourist Clan August 24, 2009

colour

The British way of spelling color. Americans spell it "color" which is the better way to spell it. It's shorter and easier.

American dude: Why the hell did u spell color with an extra u?
British dude: because spelling colour without the u is absolutely absurd and---
American dude: you've gotta be shittin me!
British dude: its unproper to use colour without---
American dude: Just shut up. No one gives a fuck.

by kayleebaybee988 October 15, 2008

colourality

annoying-ness, when you are annoyed with someone who is annoyed with people who speak english as a second language and spell things slightly off or miss a cultural connotation.

Spelling the word theater, theatre. Or humor, humour. Than do something about the affect of the colourality of the situation!

by d.whit May 15, 2009

Off colour

British english - someone who is looking pale, not their usual colour. To mean someone who is feeling unwell, "not themselves" or their "usual self" on that day. Can also be a team or department not performing to their usual standard.

"Are you alright? You look a bit off colour"
"The team played off colour today"

by troojyan November 3, 2009