color guard 

another phrase for "free drama classes" that gives twenty highly disturbed teenage girls access to long poles, sabre's, rifle's, and the ability to kick their faces with their legs. basically, if you really want to die, go tell one of the girls that they remind you of an old cheerleading buddy. they'll go tai chi on ur ass.

Joe: Whoa... dude... did you see that gaurdie shove that flag up that guys ass? he must've cheated on her or something.
Frank: AHHH! cover your balls man... they're coming towards us with sabre's!
Joe: Oh no... my artificial leg just broke... go on without me... SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!

color guard by Big Mac May 21, 2004

Color Guard 

A group of people in a marching band (typically girls and flaming homosexuals) who spin and chuck into their 6-foot metal poles with 4-foot silks, wooden/plastic rifles, and unsharpened swords (sabres). These people are the most badass people in the marching band. No one fucks with the guard. They are some of the most talented people in the band. They also never have any free time due to marching band and winter guard.

Person 1: Are you free tonight?
Person 2: No, I have color guard.

Color Guard by Sam Shark November 17, 2018

Color guard 

The color guard yeets flags, rifles, and swords as high as they can, hitting themselves and others. We freeze our butts off after waiting for the football team to be done with the field. Performing at football games and competitions. Sometimes there is a point value associated with each instrument and whoever has the most points at the end of the season wins. We practice more then most high school sports teams and do not get enough recognition. Without color guard, the band would be very boring to watch.

Color guard is the best section.

Color guard by Flag yeeter October 3, 2019

Color Guard 

People call us 'Marching band Cheerleaders'. Then we use our oversized pole weapons to beat them to death and after you finish in a Flourish into a Giant.

Person 1- It's the Marching Band Cheerleaders

Person 2- Oh yea
Me- *hitting person with flag rhythmically to satisfaction* I'm in Color Guard

Color Guard by Precious Warrior March 12, 2018

color guard 

They don't sound good without the band.
But, the band doesn't look good without them.

I love half time shows, the color guard and the band really do good together.

color guard by ;slfkja;sdlk January 16, 2011

Color Guard 

A group of girls and boys who possess much talent. They radiate with energy and never stop smiling whether it starts to rain or they are brunt toast after long hours of being outside where tempurature broke the scale. They glide across the floor with flags, rifles, and sabres with a side of dance and sass. They are unique in many forms where their shows can vary from love to envy to death. Their uniforms are literally out of this world but its definetly a trend! No one can top it! It can be dangerous but only the TOUGHEST and COURAGEOUS people can handle it so those of you in colorguard, pat yourself on the back, you are still alive. There can be a barrier as colorguard is all about commitment not only being on the team but being a team, a family where its all about loving each other but most importantly yourself because if there was no self love, there wouldnt be a ripple of self love to everyone, it would just create negative vibes for self hate. So mental health is another key. Colorguard is also where you find yourself, a place for a better state of mind, and therapeutic.

I love their silks, I want to be in Color Guard now!-random band member

Color Guard by Stephkins April 9, 2019

color guard 

a sport

what sport do you play?
color guard

color guard by ya gey boi October 1, 2018