The masterful kung-fu act of suppressing a giant mud rock into a deep slumber using only a well-disciplined sphyncter.
Had a prawn and boiled egg vindaloo last night and its playing up with my guts, luckily I managed to summon a colonic death grip to avoid shitting myself in Asda.
by Joe Smiff September 6, 2022
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by Cockmeat Hoagie October 11, 2015
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a major state road/highway that runs straight the the heart of the city of orlando and extends much further past, running east and west to each coast. state road 50. west colonial drive = ghetto, east colonial drive = not as ghetto, some very nice areas. colonial drive = the portion of state road 50 that runs through downtown, or used to refer to any particular portion of state road 50 in orange county, florida.
we headed to roxy to party last night
where's that?
it's on colonial drive and bennett, a little way east of downtown orlando.
where's that?
it's on colonial drive and bennett, a little way east of downtown orlando.
by crunk407 March 27, 2008
Get the colonial drive mug.A showcase extension of hairstyles from the 1800's colonial era. Popularized by British royalty and the founding fathers of America the coloni-tail has heavily evolved from it's white wig Aristocratic origins. Picking up urban appeal on it's way the "tail fashion" the coloni-tail is historic, insighfult, yet ridiculous. The current rise in the coloni-tail has been attributed to Mel Gibson and Heath Ledgers' hair in the 2000 blockbuster movie the Patriot. A stereotypical coloni-tailer is in their mid-20's, delightfully unemployed, and loathes the idea of paying for a haircut.
Silk - "Omgz, r u like, I cannot believe it, u has a coloni-tail. Rick, is that a coloni-tail?"
Rick - For realz Silk, I am like so in love with the Patriot n Heathy Ledges is my favz.
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Rick - For realz Silk, I am like so in love with the Patriot n Heathy Ledges is my favz.
Silk - Real talk
by Beardmanz July 1, 2009
Get the Coloni-tail mug.Colonie High is like your mom, so filled with douche that it's unbearable. Somehow, the school, with a huge tax base (including Central Ave. stores) manages to suck unimaginably hard.
The school offers no noteworthy classes or extracurricular activities, most of the students are either scumbags or scumbags, the best sports team is the bowling team, there is no pool, the building looks like it was built 100 years ago (it was), the bio wing always smells like dead cats, the hall monitors are huge dicks, and the administration is so dumb and slow that I'm surprised people even bother going anymore.
Compared to other local schools like Niskayuna, Shen, Shaker, and Guilderland, Colonie is like the retarded runt of the litter.
In fact, the only exciting thing about the school was the (sadly) unsuccessful bomb threat several years ago.
The only good things about the school are the teachers, and project lead the way, so don't bother getting your hopes up.
The reason I was happy during graduation was that I never had to go back to this shithole, good luck all you underclassmen!
The school offers no noteworthy classes or extracurricular activities, most of the students are either scumbags or scumbags, the best sports team is the bowling team, there is no pool, the building looks like it was built 100 years ago (it was), the bio wing always smells like dead cats, the hall monitors are huge dicks, and the administration is so dumb and slow that I'm surprised people even bother going anymore.
Compared to other local schools like Niskayuna, Shen, Shaker, and Guilderland, Colonie is like the retarded runt of the litter.
In fact, the only exciting thing about the school was the (sadly) unsuccessful bomb threat several years ago.
The only good things about the school are the teachers, and project lead the way, so don't bother getting your hopes up.
The reason I was happy during graduation was that I never had to go back to this shithole, good luck all you underclassmen!
I went to Colonie Central High School, no wonder my family and friends left me and I'm living on the streets.
by SeltzerDaddy August 6, 2010
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"Man, I was so tired when I got off the plane in London, I did the colonist shuffle three times before I got my UK legs under me."
by Spiffeee June 9, 2009
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Guy 1: Hey man, check out my new cologne, (holding out wrist.)
Guy 2: (Sniffs) Dude, that smells like shit!
Guy 3: Haha, looks like you just got sniped by a colognial soldier!
Guy 2: (Sniffs) Dude, that smells like shit!
Guy 3: Haha, looks like you just got sniped by a colognial soldier!
by Dookiejuice March 9, 2013
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