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calendar dump

When you ring in the New Year on the toilet with one final dump, cleansing yourself from the old and welcoming the new. Starts on December 31st shortly before midnight.
The ball drops in 10 minutes..I've still got time to squeeze out a calendar dump.
by C-Lo Brown May 4, 2017
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rusty clench

When one man dips his balls into the partners anus and she clenches and rips the balls straight off and shits out the ripped off balls
The best moment of my life was when my wife gave me the rusty clench
by gjkljuhfvc February 17, 2017
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butthole clencher

Anything that causes enough excitement to tighten one's butthole. Can be thrilling or scary.
Man, this horror game is a real butthole clencher.
by Amy_S April 1, 2017
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Thigh Clencher

The move a female makes when horny in an attempt to quell her loins
Gina sent Tori a really hot nude, it was one hell of a thigh clencher.
by Beryllium July 10, 2015
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Celene

Cel-e-ne ;
Incredible and worth knowing for anyone lucky enough to meet her, A smile that will keep you hypnotized for hours on end leaving you to wonder where the day went before you even realize how much time you've spent gazing at her, gorgeous no matter when or how, Impossible to find anything but adorable, her personality will suck you in, her mannerisms will brake you down, and getting to know her will leave you wanting more. Likable in every way that matters, a person who loves to give and will think about others before herself more often than not. Involved in the community, with personal goals she wants to meet but not overly critical of those she meets. Not particularly judgmental, which only goes to to show part of her amazing nature. Protective of her loved ones, adores children. Most Celene's will have a particular affinity for owls! Can surprise you, can be random, definitely has an addictive nature!
Smart in a noticeable way, witty when it matters, will have you wondering how delicious she tastes, and whether she goes well with syrup or honey (whip cream optional).
Special (and not the slow bus kind of way), Unique and one of a kind.
Basically, A BAMF.
Type of individual who captures your attention the second you see her eyes, and that's all it takes.
Little known fact: Celene's are birds *capable* of flight. Unlike the lesser known Cici's which are flightless birds.
Josh: I didn't even realize it but I'm crushing on this girl.... I mean I'm crushing on her bad.... All I can do is think about this girl! She's amazing!
Derreck: How amazing?
Josh: Most-amazing-person ever kind of amazing!
Derreck: Celene type of amazing?
Josh: OMFG dude! YES ANNNND That's her name!!!
Derreck: Figures...
by Gabriel, friend-of Chuck N. December 18, 2012
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cilena

Do you know Cilena ?

Yeah she's amazing
by Cmc August 12, 2015
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Celenia

If you meet a girl with the name Celenia Celenia most likely very pretty,beautiful even.But she doesn't realize it and thinks of her self as just average.She has many friends but very few close ones.All she seeks in life is love.Celenia will come across many men who seek to be with her but she only will seek one man.Celenia is a tomboy,that wears nails and lipgloss.She is very sporty and very competitive. Its easier for Celenia to interact with boys,she never really understood girls.Celenia ia also most likely very short.She also says smd a lot.
Celenia is goofy asab
Celenia a bhaddie

Celenia why are u so short
by Bx_baby206 March 23, 2019
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