Coitalicious

A member of the opposite sex, usually female, who is attractive enough that you would take great pleasure in engaging in coital with them.

Dayum, check dat ass. That gurl is coitalicious.

by Conn92 August 12, 2010

Coitus cream

A mixture of both you and your significant others love juice

Person 1:I had the best sex last night

Person 2: yea I bet you did I see your coitus cream on ur shirt

by Conker1 October 4, 2018

Coitus saxonicus

Noun. A form of contraception where a man squeezes the base of his penis immediately prior to ejaculation so that the semen is diverted to the bladder.

Woman: Quagmire you forgot to buy a condom!
Quagmire : Don't worry darlin', tonight I'm using Coitus saxonicus! Giggity!

by Quagman November 27, 2012

coitus

What Sheldon Cooper says instead of sex

Sheldon: Should you engage in coitus ...

by bored17936 July 31, 2012

coitally disturbed

another word for fucked up.

John is coitally disturbed.

by doodness July 31, 2009

Coitus Introductus

Sexual intercourse occurring directly after meeting someone or after the first date.

Yo sweaty, you plannin' on going for coitus introductus tonight with that blonde?

by ZiggyFTW December 3, 2010

coitus interruptus

sexual practice in which the penis is withdrawn prior to ejaculation to prevent the deposit of sperm into the vagina

my girlfriend sprang coitus interruptus on me the other night when she was riding me cowgirl style and i ended up with a belly full of sperm.

by hal March 25, 2004