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A hockey loving popular athlete. Probably plays every school sport. Has a hot older brother. Really fucking fast. A big follower, doesn’t go against the crowd. Underneath all of his layers, we know he’s just a big softie. Has a huge heart.. but he’s a player. Has a huge snap score cause of all those girls hitting him up. Has quite a few female friends. Probably hates the math teacher. Is usually chill, but when he’s pissed.. he’s PISSED.
Cohen: yah you’re a really good friend
Unpopular boy: thanks bro!

Popular boy: were you just talking to that loser?
Cohen: yah, he’s so dumb. He just came up to me and started talking random shit
Cohen by Elasticgirl666 June 6, 2019
The guy who doesn't play with people
Stop being such a Cohen you Nigger.
Cohen by Mango Pod 420 69 May 20, 2019
1. Verb. To pull a Cohen is to use inaccurate and inappropriate language or phrases to describe a simple (and generally understood) process, while speaking to the audience in a demeaning manner.
2. Adjective. Someone referred to as a Cohen typically talks from an experienced standpoint on something they have little or no knowledge of, often confusing or misrepresenting ideas or concepts. A Cohen is loud and has no problem speaking for a group of people, and often loses face with most listeners.
Don't be such a cohen!
Cohen by Yvan-r November 30, 2006
Tall blond hair loves his family to death and would do anything for his mum
We need a Cohen in our life
Cohen by Boonke gang shit March 21, 2018
very lovable great hair, extremly cool, freckles, emaculate style, cracked at fortnite, blue eyed, blonde hair, such a baddie, lowkey very funny, such a cutie but a little weird. great at hockey.
cohen by cohan cesay is sexy September 29, 2021
To bring in an obviously corrupt official or one of their cronies, and shake them until all of the obvious corruption oozes out.
You have so many obvious campaign finance violations, they're definitely going to Cohen you.
Cohen by Blackberryjimjams August 27, 2018