cohen

Someone who sits at the back of a class and watches NBA live streams.

Dude 1: wow. look at him, he's probably doing a cohen.
The cohen himself: Yes, 3 pooiiiinterrr!!!

by Ucringeme May 17, 2017

Cohen

A hockey loving popular athlete. Probably plays every school sport. Has a hot older brother. Really fucking fast. A big follower, doesn’t go against the crowd. Underneath all of his layers, we know he’s just a big softie. Has a huge heart.. but he’s a player. Has a huge snap score cause of all those girls hitting him up. Has quite a few female friends. Probably hates the math teacher. Is usually chill, but when he’s pissed.. he’s PISSED.

Cohen: yah you’re a really good friend
Unpopular boy: thanks bro!

Popular boy: were you just talking to that loser?
Cohen: yah, he’s so dumb. He just came up to me and started talking random shit

by Elasticgirl666 June 6, 2019

Cohen

The guy who doesn't play with people

Stop being such a Cohen you Nigger.

by Mango Pod 420 69 May 20, 2019

Cohen

1. Verb. To pull a Cohen is to use inaccurate and inappropriate language or phrases to describe a simple (and generally understood) process, while speaking to the audience in a demeaning manner.
2. Adjective. Someone referred to as a Cohen typically talks from an experienced standpoint on something they have little or no knowledge of, often confusing or misrepresenting ideas or concepts. A Cohen is loud and has no problem speaking for a group of people, and often loses face with most listeners.

Don't be such a cohen!

by Yvan-r November 30, 2006

Cohen

Tall blond hair loves his family to death and would do anything for his mum

We need a Cohen in our life

by Boonke gang shit March 21, 2018

cohen

very lovable great hair, extremly cool, freckles, emaculate style, cracked at fortnite, blue eyed, blonde hair, such a baddie, lowkey very funny, such a cutie but a little weird. great at hockey.

look at that cutie
hes such a cohen

by cohan cesay is sexy September 29, 2021

Cohen

To bring in an obviously corrupt official or one of their cronies, and shake them until all of the obvious corruption oozes out.

You have so many obvious campaign finance violations, they're definitely going to Cohen you.

by Blackberryjimjams August 27, 2018