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what happens when you end up getting too drunk to stick to the cock block you were planning for your friend to keep him from taking home the fat chick.
Or,
Sobering up at the end of the evening and realizing that the girl your buddy was hitting on isn't as hot as you thought so you don't try and cockblock him and take her home.
Depends on your motivation for cockblocking.
Or,
Sobering up at the end of the evening and realizing that the girl your buddy was hitting on isn't as hot as you thought so you don't try and cockblock him and take her home.
Depends on your motivation for cockblocking.
"Dude, why'd you cockwaffle last night? You knew I was too drunk to judge how ugly that chick was.
Sorry man, I ended up getting just as drunk and I cockwaffled cause she started getting better looking"
"I'm glad I started drinking water at the end of the night and totally cockwaffled on that chick that Bobby took home."
Sorry man, I ended up getting just as drunk and I cockwaffled cause she started getting better looking"
"I'm glad I started drinking water at the end of the night and totally cockwaffled on that chick that Bobby took home."
by Prof. PILF October 13, 2009
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1. The cop who responded to the 911 call but went to the wrong address and shot the family dog is a real cockwaste.
2. After I paid my bill in full, the billing department still sent me to collections; that office is a bunch of cockwastes.
2. After I paid my bill in full, the billing department still sent me to collections; that office is a bunch of cockwastes.
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A person who speaks about a person in a very good light dispite talking absolute waffle, metaphorically sucking their dick while trying to talk.
A person who speaks about a person in a very good light dispite talking absolute waffle, metaphorically sucking their dick while trying to talk.
"Aye, Big Mikey is the greast fella ever so he is. He has done so much to help the people up here and he has done even greater things"
(This is all not true to the person who is about to use the term "Cockwaffler")
"Jesis meite, stop sucking his dick ye wee Cockwaffler"
(This is all not true to the person who is about to use the term "Cockwaffler")
"Jesis meite, stop sucking his dick ye wee Cockwaffler"
by Maddalious September 15, 2025
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